Your first time...

[JAMESCORK]

Aaaaah James old boy..... Or should I say POPS.... Lol!!!! Since you are in a reminiscent mood we booked 2 very beautiful girls.....on the way has to stop at pharmacy. Being so naive, nervous I fumbled stammered and bumbled like an idiot and couldn't relax enough to enjoy the experience..... Lol

Fuuuuuuck... I remember that... we were asked to get rubber johnnies... the cheek!!!

I sent you into the chemist...fnar fnar...

I really enjoyed MY experience... oh how I and Yvette laughed...PMSL

[IamSimontemplar]

Fuuuuuuck... I remember that... we were asked to get rubber johnnies... the cheek!!!

I sent you into the chemist...fnar fnar...

I really enjoyed MY experience... oh how I and Yvette laughed...PMSL

Some buddy u are..... Last time I get johnnies for u ya bastard.... Lol A lot of water under the bridge or (cough, cough) used johnnies since then ..... Hehe !!!!

[JAMESCORK]

Some buddy u are..... Last time I get johnnies for u ya bastard.... Lol A lot of water under the bridge or (cough, cough) used johnnies since then ..... Hehe !!!!

Go wan ya good ting.....

[Morpheus]

My first time with an escort ever, was when I was on a business trip to Asia. Was bored stiff in my hotel room, surfing porn, when I came across a local escorting agency website. And on a spur of the moment I decided to call the number. I actually had no intention of making a booking. Just wanted to see what it was like to call an agency!!

A bloke answered the phone and he told me what hotel I was in!!!! (Based on call recognition, I suppose). He was very convincing, and half an hour later, a pretty young lady was in my room. She spoke no English.

She popped into the bathrom for a shower (which apparently is escorting protocol in that part of the world at the start of an appointment). She came out naked clutching her clothes. I tried to get her to put her underwear back on so that I could undress her, but this was accompanied by a lot of sighing and grumbling.

Things only got worse from then on. I leaned forward to kiss her breasts and she non verbally communicated that she didn't want me kissing her anywhere. After 5 mins she pulled out the condom! It was an hour appointment but I must have let her go after 30 mins.

It was a crap appointment. Said lady was completley disinterested. Took the money and left. Ironically being my first time, I thought this was what escorting appointments were like. And I was actually very turned on.



I left it for awhile after that before taking the plunge to see a girl in Ireland a little over a year ago. Had been looking at the ads on E-I and decided one Sunday to see one of the lovely ladies advertising. Tried a few numbers before getting through to one of the more popular ladies on this site (who is sadly no longer with us).

The experience was better than I ever could have imagined. And I have been hooked ever since. So in my mind, I count that as my real first time with an escort rather than the mediocre experience I had above.

[johnnybbad]

oh yeah ...i still remember my first time i was 15 lol oh with an escort lol yeah i was shitting myself i know the feeling of staring at the phone for 3 hours diling the number and quickly hanging up before the phone rings ..heart racing ..i bit the bullet anyway and phoned the she isnt on here any more also but that didnt matter anyway because the girl who answered the door wasnt her lol

after all that ..ha ha she was however really stunning long dark hair beautiful body so i couldnt complain and because i was shitting myself and feeling very naughty i wasnt going to leave its like ripping off a bandaid ...

god i miss that rush i cant remember the last time i got really nervous oh i do when i met luana i did, thats the last time i got nervous because shes a bombshell but it was a good nervous..but apart from that not since ..thanks luana lol

[johnnybbad]

Was before we had the luxury of mobiles and the Internet .
It was a good experience but had some scary ones as well lol
jasus having change for the phone box was a real pain .: doc

good god when was that the 80s ha ha did they even have escorts back then ...lol just kidding ..

[MrNiceGuy2010]

good god when was that the 80s ha ha did they even have escorts back then ...lol just kidding ..

lol nice on mate

[johnnybbad]

fitting song for the thread ...i know its about being on the dole but but you get the point and even if you dont ....so ....lol
its a good song ..ha ha ha