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    Default Best EI Quotes

    There are so many gems posted here it's easy to miss some-- so please do add to this thread!!

    I'll start-
    wonderboy1's response in the thread about "The Legend"
    I am always thinking about the reaction when the Legend introduces himself, must be funny as not everybody knows who he is, he really has a double life, he cannot really go home to him mum and order that the Legend want his tea. lol

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    I must say Amber's "There's nothing more unattractive than a man with a vagina" still makes me laugh everytime I see it.
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    I liked Heather's excuse not to have to interact with Benny...

    "Sorry babes, Im busy trying to get the light switch to stick between on and off"

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    I must say Amber's "There's nothing more unattractive than a man with a vagina" still makes me laugh everytime I see it.
    Max i think that was UKHEATHERs line. But shes the understanding forgiving kind. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Max i think that was UKHEATHERs line. But shes the understanding forgiving kind. Lol
    Actually, it was mine. Da bitches plagarised me.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Max i think that was UKHEATHERs line. But shes the understanding forgiving kind. Lol
    No, it was Amber's quote, Heather just added it to her sig.
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Actually, it was mine. Da bitches plagarised me.
    They plagarised you. I hate people playing with my feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    No, it was Amber's quote, Heather just added it to her sig.


    Amber nicked it from me, ask her. I also have the immortal ''A true cunt is a man that just wants one''.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    Amber nicked it from me, ask her. I also have the immortal ''A true cunt is a man that just wants one''.
    That was the first time I'd seen it so I thought it was hers.
    Should you feel the need to argue it out in a tub of babyoil however don't let me stop you
    I do like the second one very tasteful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    That was the first time I'd seen it so I thought it was hers.
    Should you feel the need to argue it out in a tub of babyoil however don't let me stop you
    I do like the second one very tasteful.
    You should come out with me and Amber one night. Tasteful it isnt, but you will laugh an awful lot
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