Review of the Year

[mellors]

Might be a bit early, but wont be here on New Year, but a couple of recent threads (How many have you slept with, Best looking etc) have had be thinking back on my E1 punting year.
Well I;ve had a blast. No names but....met some fantastic women, had some great sex, had some very ordinary sex, had my first duo (thank you ladies) , laughed till i nearly wet myself, sat in my car and cried, nearly ended up on a GBH charge where i accidentally whacked a girls head off a bedside table,(she forgave me) destroyed an item of furniture during sex, furtively sneaked into hotels ,frozen my arse off outside appartments, traipsed round Tescos buying baby wipes and goodies to eat, been stood up and discovered a beauty in the same day, had a very short lived career (1 day) as a pimp ! amongst other things.
Oh and did i mention I laughed and smiled alot....thank you ladies (good and bad) I hope you know who you are xxx

[dr love]

We've all been there mellors , nice one bro .: doc

[thehighwayman]

That reminds me of a shower I had with an escort this year. I was like Mr Bean in there. I grabbed the hose the wrong way and water splashed everywhere. I caught her by surprise and splashed her more than anything. There was a lot of screams and laughter

[ksteve]

Might be a bit early, but wont be here on New Year, but a couple of recent threads (How many have you slept with, Best looking etc) have had be thinking back on my E1 punting year.
Well I;ve had a blast. No names but....met some fantastic women, had some great sex, had some very ordinary sex, had my first duo (thank you ladies) , laughed till i nearly wet myself, sat in my car and cried, nearly ended up on a GBH charge where i accidentally whacked a girls head off a bedside table,(she forgave me) destroyed an item of furniture during sex, furtively sneaked into hotels ,frozen my arse off outside appartments, traipsed round Tescos buying baby wipes and goodies to eat, been stood up and discovered a beauty in the same day, had a very short lived career (1 day) as a pimp ! amongst other things.
Oh and did i mention I laughed and smiled alot....thank you ladies (good and bad) I hope you know who you are xxx

Excellent post Mellors !

You just have to tell us about the circumstances surrounding the crying in the car -- sounds very interesting ??



p.s lay off the baby wipes-- they taste awful !

[Lincoln]

I know I mentioned it already on some other post a while ago but I had my first watersport experience this year and I must say it was wonderful, such a feeling of surrender and submissiveness. Dare I say it was a tender experience...

So yeah Mellors it was an interesting year lad. Respect.

[carlos marvado]

Where do I start?....something less ordinary I suppose. I engaged the companionship of two ladies which the express wish that we enjoy the beauties of nature together. The weather was balmy and the beer was cheap (it was'nt Ireland) and I knew of a location where people were shall we say less inhibited. One of the girls collected us in an immaculate 11 year old white Jaguar, that looked as if it had just come out of the showrooms.......well on the way to becoming a valuable collector's item. The pair of girls were somewhat older than the car, but also in pristeen condition. After I told them where we were going, mispronouncing the name in the process and eventually having to show them the place on the map, we set off in the Jag, the girls up front in their minis and me in the back swigging on the bottles of beer that they had brought. The location was a man made lake out in the countyside surrounded by pine trees. We carried our bags containing towels, suntan lotion and more beer to that part of the lakeshore set aside for those who let it all hang out and for the entire afternoon we ate, drank, frolicked about in the water and worked on getting a tan on places that you would be arrested for trying to get a tan on in Ireland. When the sun set, we retired to an indoor location and engaged in some good old fashioned debauchery. After which we went to the local supermarket for food and wine and while the girls did the cooking, I made sure the wine was palatable. Dessert was once again a repast taken in a horizontal position.

My other memorable rendezvous was again something I had always wanted to try out, but being in Ireland this time, the outdoor option was'nt a runner. It was'nt that I would'nt do it or have'nt done it in the past, but getting twigs and pieces of gorse bush stuck up your arse half way up a mountain is not my idea of a rollicking good time and the weather was'nt condusive either. But just like the scouts, I am prepared for all eventualities. So after the nature bit, i.e. a nice country walk to get the tobacco smoke out of my lungs, we retired to our superior hotel room complete with walk-in-shower. I'm sure many of you have seen movies that contain hot, steamy shower sex scenes, except the cheap skates in Hollywood use these small f**king showers with frosted plastic doors that steam up, so it's more a case of hearing the actors than seeing them. In this case there were no plastic doors, and the shower area was nearly the size of a box bedroom, and what steam was created was that of two bodies engaged in an ecstatic union rather than the warm water that cascaded upon our endeavors. Needless to say, once these couplings in various positions had reached their natural conclusion, I was only fit for a few beers and the bed. But it did'nt end there, because for four days she played Julia Roberts to my Richard Gere and for the life of me, I still can't get the lady in red out of my head. Without a shadow of a doubt, the best debauchery I have ever enjoyed, whether inside or outside of a bed.

Ok guys........you can stop w**king now!

[harry10]

It has been a very good. I have met and had fun with a lot of wonderful ladies who have left me as well as spent lots of great memories.
I have had lots of firsts but still some more to experience.

Also discovered the boards about half way through the year which have been good craic.
Hopefully 2012 will be equally as good.

[max california]

Ffs Carlos, how are the rest of us supposed to match that
Mine was good, nothing too out of the ordinary, met all of my regulars a few times, met some fantastic new ones that I hope I'll meet again and had a couple of good trips abroad as well.