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Fleshlight?
Okay people, I'm morbidly curious...
Anyone actually tried one of these?
http://www.fleshlight-international.eu/
We're doing a 'Secret Santa' in the office and I'm hoping that whoever gets my name sort of picks up on this as an idea
How do you clean these things out? Are they actually like the real thing?
Check out this trailer for it:
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Here is the Jenna Haze one LOL
http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/produ...odID~11939.htm
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I used to have something similar. I used it for useless submissives who weren't good enough to touch meI would make them fuck the rubber pussy, it was always a good laugh .
I used to put it in the dishwasher..
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Actually, I just found one of Tom's tapes he left on his desk:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/13834/i...rch_full&pos=3
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Apparently, you can buy a butt, vagina and mouth one!
http://www.youporn.com/watch/13833/t...d=13834&al=vs2
That's the funniest thing I have read on here. Ever. Brilliant.Originally Posted by UKHeather
I used to have something similar. I used it for useless submissives who weren't good enough to touch me
I used to put it in the dishwasher..
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Well it's true.
I was always trying to think of new ways to humiliate submissive clients. There is only so much you can do with sandpaper, lemon juice, chillis and vinegar...and I am not talking fajitas
Sometimes I would make them fuck a blow up doll, but I lost that when I left it on the balcony of a Dublin apartment on a windy day. Also true!
Last edited by UKHeather; 02-12-11 at 15:35.
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Can you imagein an aul dear, wheeling her fresh fruit and veg in her trolly (pun intended) up O'Connell Street, only to get a face full of plastic muff - classic!
Dont mention chilli. I did a nice Thai evening a while back for her indoors, several different dishes, working my ass off for hours. Just after chopping 4 fresh chillies didnt I have an aul scratch of me nads. FFS. Never have I felt the like of it. I had to go upstairs to the bathroom and plaste my nads on the bathroom wall, which is marble and nice & cold. I wasnt right for an hour!
Come off it samlad,nothing beats the real thing.
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