Too Many Of My Favourite Escorts Coming To Town - Ladies, Please!

[Mousey]

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Hello ladies. I am Mousey.




You might remember me from such punts as the one where you had several screaming orgasms and finally knew what it was like to have been with a real man, or the one where you begged for doggy in your best bedroom voice because the thought of my fat hairy white belly wheezing on top of you made you want to throw up on your nice clean bedspreads.

Well, anyway, I have a problem. My Mousecock has just started its monthly twitching, meaning I am in need of a punt, but when I go online and plan who might be around next week, it turns out that there are AT LEAST THREE of my favourite escorts in town!

It's like waiting an hour for a feckin bus and then two come along at once.

Now, ladies, please. There really was no need to all rush together to help me out. An orderly queue would have sufficed and anyway, my love won't go around to you all. This means I am again in the horrible position of having to pick and choose, when I would really rather swagger from one appointment to the next.

I realise that, as an escort's dream client - tiny penis you can hardly feel, minimum two hours for one climax, likes snuggles and chatting instead of humping like an epileptic on speed and pawing your boobies all the time - you are all most anxious to experience some Mouselove, but I ask you, I plead with you, to organise yourselves a bit better.

Stagger your visits. Devote an entire thread to me on the private forum if you need to talk to each other about it. Cross-reference each others' plans so that I don't have to spend ages worrying about offending someone and thinking about how best to juggle punts. This would help my peace of mind a lot.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.