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    Men are not weak. Men rule the world. It's ours. Women are useless sneaky evil leech gowlbags who should never have been given the vote. The world was a better place when the patriarchy was in charge. We've got it all, bitches. We run this show.

    Who's made the most money throughout history? Men.

    Who have been the greatest leaders? Men, that's who. Fine, maybe women had Cleopatra or something, but those Egyptians built all those pyramids and tetrahedrons and shit, and we all know that pyramids are not manly.

    Who fought all the best wars? Men.

    Who make the best serial killers? Men.

    Name one woman wrestler who's any good!

    Name the first woman on the moon?

    Name one woman professional footballer!

    How many women wrote Shakespeare's plays?









    Yeah, thought so.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Men are not weak. Men rule the world. It's ours. Women are useless sneaky evil leech gowlbags who should never have been given the vote. The world was a better place when the patriarchy was in charge. We've got it all, bitches. We run this show.

    Who's made the most money throughout history? Men.



    Who have been the greatest leaders? Men, that's who. Fine, maybe women had Cleopatra or something, but those Egyptians built all those pyramids and tetrahedrons and shit, and we all know that pyramids are not manly.

    Who fought all the best wars? Men.

    Who make the best serial killers? Men.

    Name one woman wrestler who's any good!

    Name the first woman on the moon?

    Name one woman professional footballer!

    How many women wrote Shakespeare's plays?









    Yeah, thought so.







    You forgot Boxers....

    Oh yeah, you can tell Katie Taylor about that mate.....

    ;-)

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    Im with ya Mousey, and Ill add a few more..

    How many gods are women… none.

    What do women know about Nuclear power…. Nathin

    How many women open a watch to see how it works… none

    How many women want to get married… all of um, but they fail to realise that men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck

    How many women have a penis… none..

    Pathetic argument REALLY...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Im with ya Mousey, and Ill add a few more..

    How many gods are women… none.

    What do women know about Nuclear power…. Nathin

    How many women open a watch to see how it works… none

    How many women want to get married… all of um, but they fail to realise that men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck

    How many women have a penis… none..

    Pathetic argument REALLY...
    Like the 2 kiddies on the beach, they were only 4 so their mums let them run around in the nip..

    the little girl came back crying to her mum saying, "little johnny has a willy and I don't.... why don't i have one of those?"

    Her mum answered, because you have one of these (a fanny) you can have as many of those as you want!!!

    Sad, but true!!!

    BLD

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    How many gods are women… none.
    Yes ... because god is specific masculin, same way as goddess is specific feminine.
    How many goddesses are men ... none

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    What do women know about Nuclear power…. Nathin
    Same as men. What do YOU know about nuclear power without looking on the net ?

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    How many women open a watch to see how it works… none
    I assume many. I DID THAT. Wrist watch, table watch and even a cuckoo clock ...

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    How many women want to get married… all of um, but they fail to realise that men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck
    Not all of them want to get married but this argument works both ways.
    With the difference that if man cheats and woman finds out, woman gets the house

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    How many women have a penis… none..
    Probably some hermafrodits do. Or if you consider a pre op TS a woman.
    The question is, how many men have a vagina ?


    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Pathetic argument REALLY...
    I agree with you here, you should have seeked better your arguments

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    Let's quicky break down Mousey's post too



    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Who's made the most money throughout history? Men.
    Did you ever counted the money made in the history. Assuming men indeed made those money, I can guarantee you the women were the big spenders

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Who have been the greatest leaders? Men, that's who. Fine, maybe women had Cleopatra or something, but those Egyptians built all those pyramids and tetrahedrons and shit, and we all know that pyramids are not manly.
    That's like the war. Men, the brute force are senin front to carry all the battles for you and you stay comfy behind and they just run the things neatly in the background ... while painting the nails

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    Who fought all the best wars? Men.
    See above.

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    Who make the best serial killers? Men.
    See above - the reference to the brute force, accent on "brute".

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    Name one woman wrestler who's any good!
    I see wrestlers like modern days roman sclaves. They entertain the public but they still have to work a lot for the little piece of glory that may get. On the other hand, their wifes are much better. They get access to all the cash he's making without having to ever get a chair on her back ...

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    Name the first woman on the moon?
    See yet again above. Brute forces sent first ... just in case the moon was mined

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Name one woman professional footballer!
    Why? Football is just a silly game.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    How many women wrote Shakespeare's plays?
    That's just silly now.




    Yeah, thought so, too
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    Boys,

    That's hilarious !!! Thanks for the comic relief lol


    Amy don't go there !!

    "The question is, how many men have a vagina ?"


    Guys, you can keep all your wars and money and all.. I would never trade being a woman xx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Im with ya Mousey, and Ill add a few more..

    How many gods are women… none.

    What do women know about Nuclear power…. Nathin

    How many women open a watch to see how it works… none

    How many women want to get married… all of um, but they fail to realise that men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck

    How many women have a penis… none..

    Pathetic argument REALLY...
    I take it you have never studied Hinduism. There are more female gods than male.

    Females of the Soviet seem to know a thing or two about Nuclear Power

    We dont open watches because we know we couldn't put it back together again, we tend to watch eejit men do that

    We only want to get married so we legally have you by the balls.

    We don't need a penis, we have a set of balls. Yours.


    How many men can suck their own penis?


    Ya Just remember boys, we may be on our knees but we have you by the balls.
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    I know it's all relative to ones own experiences but lads we're on a losing team when it comes to gender.
    We may be: Physically stronger, fitter, greedier, harder, less emotional, less eratic etc. etc.
    but women are the stronger gender in all ways but physically (even there they endure childbirth, which we cannot conceptualise).
    The women I have known in my parent's generation make their men look like dependant infants. Strong women who have raised large families, endured weak husbands, physical, psychological & emotional abuse, economic dependence on men, doing the loaves & the fishes every week to feed kids, going without themselves for their kids, watching selfish fools of husbands squander money on drink, gambling (escorts ?) etc etc & they came through it with honour, grace & dignity. My heart soars seeing them now, with a new life, after burying their idiot men.
    These women have endured, physical strength pales in comparison to their strength. I bow to my mother's generation of women, taken for granted by too many & valued by too few.

    This generation of selfish, pussy-whipping, want it all women have gone to the other extreme. Maybe the pendulum needed to swing all the way over before the equilibrium will be achieved in the next generation, my daughter's generation, I can but hope.
    "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Name the first woman on the moon?
    You know very well Mousey that there has never been a female on the moon.........but a bitch beat us all into space.........and a Russian one at that.................




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