Men are not weak. Men rule the world. It's ours. Women are useless sneaky evil leech gowlbags who should never have been given the vote. The world was a better place when the patriarchy was in charge. We've got it all, bitches. We run this show.
Who's made the most money throughout history? Men.
Who have been the greatest leaders? Men, that's who. Fine, maybe women had Cleopatra or something, but those Egyptians built all those pyramids and tetrahedrons and shit, and we all know that pyramids are not manly.
Who fought all the best wars? Men.
Who make the best serial killers? Men.
Name one woman wrestler who's any good!
Name the first woman on the moon?
Name one woman professional footballer!
How many women wrote Shakespeare's plays?
Yeah, thought so.