A few things...

[JAMESCORK]

I was in a bad place… I had a pitch for a deal last month and because I was on here the night before I am convinced I was not prepared enough and I did not get the deal. A small deal, but a deal is a deal. Business is shite enough out there to allow a pastime get in the way. I came home from the pub a few nights later after a feed of pints with the lads, having played with the tits of a 20 year old Hungarian earlier, only to find my kids barefoot and breaking up the furniture to light the fire. Something had to give. I had another pitch the following week, a much bigger contract, and I was NOT going to fuck that up. I needed a ban cos I’m weaker than all ye remarkable men and I needed to concentrate on my work. Well I’m glad to say I didn’t lose this one so Im back… for now.

While I was away I still visited the site, primarily to find a lassie to shag. And by Jaysus I shagged a few. Some should come with a warning though. Ill post reviews for most.

I was watching ye all tearing strips off each other. Most was a laugh, some not so funny. Here are a few of my thoughts. Sorry to bring up covered ground.

Hobbygate:

Holy shit… was I fooled... The Maitre D of chat. Mr. Nice Guy. But when I saw his shenanigans were affecting good friends of mine I was really annoyed. I mean we all like to gossip. We all like to have a chat with our lady friends, but please keep it private. Like I recently heard that Benny likes to get tied up and have candle wax poured all over his arse.. But do I come on here taking about it.. No. I think the main point highlighted here is tis grand to slag and talk about ourselves but NOT the ladies… Bit of cop on required here… But then he got banned. Banned for gossiping?? Well I suppose we have to trust management when these decisions are made. They know what they are doing. (Well Sam does anyway, sher the other ones are just birds..)

Stephiegate:

Poor ol’ Steph… She took a slaggin. And it wasn’t even her fault. It has come out now that Mr Hobbs again was spreading rumours. I was privy to the rumours before they surfaced, but hadn’t expected that Steph would have been dragged in as she was. Poor dear.. She was like a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights of an on coming car. And that can’t be good for the heart, especially at her age…*cough*.

Spermiegate:

Ah no… This disappoints me most. My buddy Spermie, what were you thinking? Here is a prime example of a man being led by the dick into a quagmire of deceit. I liked the twat, he was great at taking insult after insult. But all in jest. He was very fond of Kamilla. He will be missed..

Well that’s it really.. Its good to be back. I was really hoping that Anon would keep up his ban, but I suppose we cant have it every way…

[Fitzy]

Where did it all go wrong James you take time out it goes mental deck sake hobby what a wanker look let's not go there but spermie jasus fella what were you thinking James James James a mad couple of weeks where will it all end.

[dr love]

Thanks jimbob , never dull around here .: lol

[benin]

jeysus your some langer!

[Fitzy]

jeysus your some langer!

Isn't he just well what you expect from cork.

[Lincoln]

I was in a bad place… I had a pitch for a deal last month and because I was on here the night before I am convinced I was not prepared enough and I did not get the deal. A small deal, but a deal is a deal. Business is shite enough out there to allow a pastime get in the way. I came home from the pub a few nights later after a feed of pints with the lads, having played with the tits of a 20 year old Hungarian earlier, only to find my kids barefoot and breaking up the furniture to light the fire. Something had to give. I had another pitch the following week, a much bigger contract, and I was NOT going to fuck that up. I needed a ban cos I’m weaker than all ye remarkable men and I needed to concentrate on my work. Well I’m glad to say I didn’t lose this one so Im back… for now.

While I was away I still visited the site, primarily to find a lassie to shag. And by Jaysus I shagged a few. Some should come with a warning though. Ill post reviews for most.

I was watching ye all tearing strips off each other. Most was a laugh, some not so funny. Here are a few of my thoughts. Sorry to bring up covered ground.

Hobbygate:

Holy shit… was I fooled... The Maitre D of chat. Mr. Nice Guy. But when I saw his shenanigans were affecting good friends of mine I was really annoyed. I mean we all like to gossip. We all like to have a chat with our lady friends, but please keep it private. Like I recently heard that Benny likes to get tied up and have candle wax poured all over his arse.. But do I come on here taking about it.. No. I think the main point highlighted here is tis grand to slag and talk about ourselves but NOT the ladies… Bit of cop on required here… But then he got banned. Banned for gossiping?? Well I suppose we have to trust management when these decisions are made. They know what they are doing. (Well Sam does anyway, sher the other ones are just birds..)

Stephiegate:

Poor ol’ Steph… She took a slaggin. And it wasn’t even her fault. It has come out now that Mr Hobbs again was spreading rumours. I was privy to the rumours before they surfaced, but hadn’t expected that Steph would have been dragged in as she was. Poor dear.. She was like a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights of an on coming car. And that can’t be good for the heart, especially at her age…*cough*.

Spermiegate:

Ah no… This disappoints me most. My buddy Spermie, what were you thinking? Here is a prime example of a man being led by the dick into a quagmire of deceit. I liked the twat, he was great at taking insult after insult. But all in jest. He was very fond of Kamilla. He will be missed..

Well that’s it really.. Its good to be back. I was really hoping that Anon would keep up his ban, but I suppose we cant have it every way…

Yeah James I spotted that nugget of information meself too. Anyways I havent been around too much meself either, pretty busy with various things at the moment but in truth my actual punting has dried up to virtually nil so I feel like a charlatan around here these days (and it ain't coz I got sense, its purely out of fiscal considerations)

Anyways, hope things are well in the rebel county. Ciao 4 Now!!!

[Stephanie]

Thank you James for a concise recap..

"Stephiegate:

I was privy to the rumours before they surfaced, but hadn’t expected that Steph would have been dragged in as she was. Poor dear.. She was like a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights of an on coming car. And that can’t be good for the heart, especially at her age…*cough*. "




Next time give a heads up ? Please ?

My poor heart skipping and jumping, palpitations galore..

But am holding up nicely, thank you, what with being 62

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[ksteve]

Hobbygate:


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It has been brought to my notice that this man has also attributed some nasty comments about an escort to me and it is possible he has done this to others.If this is the case I would like to be told as it will be rubbish !