How do escorts save clients' phone numbers?

[Morpheus]

I have been wondering how the ladies save our numbers on their phones?

Firstly, if a client has a common name (or cough * uses a common name), how do the ladies distinguish when a regular John or Paul calls?

Do they save them chronologically or based on characteristics? – eg. John Small cock, John smelly bollocks, John always late, John with the notepad (that would be me!)...etc..


Secondly, and more importantly, do ladies who use PM save us as our usernames? In other words, am I saved as Morpheus?

While this never bothered me in the past, recent criminal trials abroad quoting reviews by certain posters has got me paranoid. There isn’t anyway that anyone can trace a punter based on his posts (unless E-I decides to hand over our IP addresses).

However, if the legislation to criminalize clients comes in, it may be very relevant! Say someday I get nabbed by the cops after a punt (although with my luck it will probably be mid-shag!). My plea would be that this is a first time offence.

But here’s where that plea will be scuppered. Both my phone and the said lady’s will be kept as evidence. My name saved as Morpheus. The cops I’m sure would have been scouring E-I looking for suitable ladies to observe. It’s only a click away to check my forum activity and reviews. The reviews would be quite damning but I don’t think would constitute strong enough evidence of repeat offending. What I am worried about is my posts! For starters the state prosecutors will probably add on the offence of posting pornographic pics on the net!! Then my views on Ruhamma etc.. will all be evident and can be read out in court!!! Not to mention my ass and boobie threads!!

I wish I could blame my paranoia on drugs or old age, but I’m guilty of neither.

I want someone to tell me to stop being a silly boy and chill. (Then again, truth be told, my paranoia will be all forgotten when I plan my next punt).