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    Default Monogamy and the Elephant's Penis

    3% of all mammals are monogamous
    An elephant's penis weighs 4 stone

    More interesting (or not) facts later..

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    Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

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    I want to find the person who has the task of weighing a elephants penis and offer them a proper job, lets face it what are the job prospects with " in my last job I weighed elephants cocks " on your CV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue8671 View Post
    I want to find the person who has the task of weighing a elephants penis and offer them a proper job, lets face it what are the job prospects with " in my last job I weighed elephants cocks " on your CV.
    At last, a job offer ! These cocks ain't gettin any lighter ya know !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by n73 View Post
    At last, a job offer ! These cocks ain't gettin any lighter ya know !!!
    Anon is a master at heavy dick holding I hear. Maybe he should get the job
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