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    Default Escort Hygiene!

    Or more to the point how often as a punter have you seen an escort with a quick spray of perfume because she has a booking directly after you ? I recall once

    Have you ever wondered how many other punters have got hot n sweaty on those bed clothes before you how often would you ladies change the sheets?

    As a punter have you ever wondered how many other punters have backwashed into that mouthwash in the bathroom? I have only ever seen one escort provide plastic throw away vups with the mouthwash

    Don't you love how the ladies use baby wipes before owo ! But some don't like it when you use wipes on them ! Lol

    And last but by no means least ! Ffs invest in good quality condoms please .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    Or more to the point how often as a punter have you seen an escort with a quick spray of perfume because she has a booking directly after you ? I recall once

    Have you ever wondered how many other punters have got hot n sweaty on those bed clothes before you how often would you ladies change the sheets?

    As a punter have you ever wondered how many other punters have backwashed into that mouthwash in the bathroom? I have only ever seen one escort provide plastic throw away vups with the mouthwash

    Don't you love how the ladies use baby wipes before owo ! But some don't like it when you use wipes on them ! Lol

    And last but by no means least ! Ffs invest in good quality condoms please .
    Yuck. Stop going to unclean escorts sweetie, thats pretty gross.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Did we not have this conversation a few weeks ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Did we not have this conversation a few weeks ago?
    If you read my reply to orla you will save me from typing it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    yuck. Stop going to unclean escorts sweetie, thats pretty gross.
    lol
    Last edited by patty; 05-10-11 at 18:20.

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    One of the beauties about morning appointments escorts and clients both fresh.

    Ps only visit quality escorts 
     little said is easy mended

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    One of the beauties about morning appointments escorts and clients both fresh.

    Ps only visit quality escorts 
    But still a bit sleepy and a bit grumpy the way woman are first thing in the morning Lol Lol mid morning is cool I find them at
    there best but any ladies I have ever been with cleanness always second to none always clean sheets and a clean lady the
    way I show up for an appointment .
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    One of the beauties about morning appointments escorts and clients both fresh.

    Ps only visit quality escorts 
    When the girl is clean she is always clean no matter what time day or nite lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Yuck. Stop going to unclean escorts sweetie, thats pretty gross.
    Funny you should say that

    But come on those bed clothes must be rank by the end of the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    Funny you should say that

    But come on those bed clothes must be rank by the end of the day
    Don't be bloody daft. You arent alone in those bedclothes, and I have no intention of rolling around in semen and sweat all day either. Jeesums. We can wash bedlinen you know kid
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