The "Hello Factor"...

[The Hobbyist]

Folks,

Carrying on from my "Click Factor" thread, I would like ask how do you greet escorts when they first open the door?

Do you shake hands, kiss them on both cheeks and say "wow, you are looking wonderful" or do you pull them towards you while groping their ass and say "oh babe, let's get it on"? or do you start undoing your trousers and say "have ya got a towel"?

Seriously, how do you greet the ladies when they open the door?

Being the shy guy that I am , I always shake hands and kiss them on both cheeks while complimenting them on their appearance and make it known that I appreciate the time and effort they took to look the way they do. With certain ladies, I will bring a little something and they appreciate the thought involved and it really sets the mood for whatever will follow.

And escorts, how do you greet clients when they arrive? In fact, how would you like clients to greet you?

Regards.

[TomEA]

I'm not a punter, But id turn up a rain coat and nothing else, and once the lady in question says ''Hello''

I would unravel my coat to unvail a mystery.....''Where is it?''

[BIGTYM2010]

ye mines basically the same as your own H, kiss on the cheek compliment appearance pick my jaw up off the floor and enter.

[benin]

i tend to say stare a lot...not sure if i say anything.

[dr love]

I usually say hello with a smile , worked so far .: doc

[carlos marvado]

If I'm in any way uncertain about them or the provinance of their photos, I generally dropped the hand to ensure that they have'nt got a big surprise in store for me. Once I've reassured myself in this regard, I make a grab for the breasts as I'm allurgic to silicon. If everything checks out ok, I'll then give them a gentlemanly peck on both cheeks before grabbing their arse.

Works a treat every time.........I have'nt been conned yet.

[max california]

Folks,

Carrying on from my "Click Factor" thread, I would like ask how do you greet escorts when they first open the door?

Do you shake hands, kiss them on both cheeks and say "wow, you are looking wonderful" or do you pull them towards you while groping their ass and say "oh babe, let's get it on"? or do you start undoing your trousers and say "have ya got a towel"?

Seriously, how do you greet the ladies when they open the door?

Being the shy guy that I am , I always shake hands and kiss them on both cheeks while complimenting them on their appearance and make it known that I appreciate the time and effort they took to look the way they do. With certain ladies, I will bring a little something and they appreciate the thought involved and it really sets the mood for whatever will follow.

And escorts, how do you greet clients when they arrive? In fact, how would you like clients to greet you?

Regards.

I tend to just go with a hello how are you, if it's someone I see regularly possibly a kiss on the cheek

[Wildthang]

What's next ? The "good bye factor" or maybe the " does your mickey hang to the left or right factor" or what about " who gives a fuck factor "

Factor this factor that

[The Hobbyist]

What's next ? The "good bye factor" or maybe the " does your mickey hang to the left or right factor" or what about " who gives a fuck factor "

Factor this factor that

Hmmm...someone piss on your cornflakes this morning, Wild???

Moving along...

Regards.

[doodlebug]

I tend to say "Thello" and then apologise for the drool that has slipped from my open mouth...lol

Seriously, not too different from your good self, a gentle kiss on the cheek, or if feeling continental kiss on each cheek and a hand shake. Normally too breathless for too much speech, LOL