"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
Apocalypse Now
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It's a long one but perfect for a friday night:
"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!" - Jip, Human Traffic
Sounds even better of the soundtrack followed by CJ Bolland - It ain't gonna be me, blaring out of the stereo!!
Damn is it the weekend yet??
“'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
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Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: What did Evel Knievel want?
Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him.
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: What?
Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him.
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: On a fucking Suzuki?
Joey: Are you doing what I said? Are you thinking of that reed as a woman's nipple?
Dean Fay: I am. But, I'm a little embarrassed, she's still in school.
Joey: Maybe you should set your sights a little higher? My trumpet was always Gina Lollobrigida.
Dean Fay: [thinking] How about Kim Basinger?
Joey: [holds his hand up to his chest as though cupping a breast] Is she?
Dean Fay: Oh, yeah!
Joey: Right. Pick a nipple and try again.
The Commitments!!
Last edited by Jackdaniel; 14-09-11 at 10:06. Reason: Cause i can!!
Life's too short to drink bad wine....
AbsoluteNoob (14-09-11), Apollo1 (14-09-11), max california (14-09-11), sperminater (14-09-11)
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94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap
93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers
92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman
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Assuption is the mother of all Fuckups
MrNiceGuy2010 (15-09-11), sperminater (14-09-11)
I think you mean Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. lolOriginally Posted by anon361
Assuption is the mother of all Fuckups
Sorry Anon, couldn't resist.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
...Blade runner...think i heard somewhere that Rutger Hauer ad libbed the bit about "tears in the rain"
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[edit]Dirk Diggler
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man. That's the way it is! I want to fuck! It's my big dick! So, everybody get ready fuckin' NOW!
Boogie nights
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Bit of a Romantic myself so its gotta be ......... " Here's looking at you kid"
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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