she told me you had left the house.Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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she told me you had left the house.
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Pffff ... Nah... I was hiding in the wardrobe. I have the entire 41 seconds on tape bud.
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wow my finest moment...and 41 seconds...you got both goes so...cheers bud.
and about the stain on your curtains...honesy mate im sorry.
also its time you came out of the wardrobe now mate.
Last edited by benin; 30-08-11 at 19:51.
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Jaysus, Lucy Poo, I know you love me but starting a thinly diguised thread about it is going a wee bit far. My ideal woman is:
a) a chef in the kitchen
b) a lady in the dining room
c) a slut in the bedroom
d) not too long in the bathroom
Alright, so.
If you can iron shirts and make beds I'll marry you. You're gorgeous
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Do you ever wish you married your escort?[/QUOTE]
Hmmmm
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However I marry maybe Lol I hope she as good in bed as my favourite lady .
sperminater (31-08-11)
Such tough questions for a Tuesday night. I look for all the wrong things in a wife, that's how I've ended up, for the second time, in a sexless nagging relationship and I thought I'd learn from my mistakes...
In my regular escort, I look for everything I can no longer find in my wife. And would I marry her - alas, I am married and not going to change that - but with my track record, marrying her would soon turn it into a sexless nagging relationship'and that would be a waste of what is now angood thing
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Morpheus (31-08-11)
[QUOTE=lucy chambers;564474]So, what do you look for in a wife?
a fun, kind and loving lady who wants me FAULTS and all!! lol
What do you look for in an escort?
a woman that still puts OUT haha, a cheeky,sexy and adventurous.
do you ever wish you'd married your escort?
yes!! have met 1 lady that id take as my wife in the morning............but dont think she'd want me tho! lol
Last edited by gbnl; 30-08-11 at 20:54.
lucy if u had to marry a client who would it be
kelly90 (13-09-11)
in a wife i look for a soul mate someone ya can have a laugh with like one of your best friends, only found one girl that came close so far!
in an escort i look for a lot but thats another story!
ive gotten close to some escorts but i dont think i could marry an escort that is still working, but ive met some escorts that i can say are true mates and in another life things could of been so different.
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