Hey this reminds me of recent joke I posted on 'Joke of the day' ......... ah sure feck it here it is againOriginally Posted by sperminater
Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
)
) Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
) sale, he bought them and wore them home.
)
) Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
) 'Notice
) anything different about me?'
)
) Margaret looked him over.. 'Nope.'
)
) Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
) back
) into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
)
) Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
) different NOW?'
)
) Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's
) hanging down
) today , it was hanging down yesterday , it'll be hanging down again
) tomorrow !'
)
) Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
) MARGARET?'
)
) 'Nope', she replied.
)
) 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
)
) Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,'Shoulda bought a
) hat,
) Bert.
) Shoulda bought a hat.'
Cindy Forever