E-I News with LDM.

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Good evening my dear friends to the latest edition of E-I News, where we strive to deliver the latest breaking news and unravel the scandals of the world. Our headlines this evening: Superman Naked???; Benefits of Altruism; and finally tonight, the awesomeness of my new avatar.

First tonight, it seems that the Man of Steel will be shunning the infamous red undergarments in the revamp of the Superman series in the 2013 release of ''The Man of Steel''. Henry Cavill is taking on the role of Superman/Clark Kent in the latest Superman movie, hoping to do better than Brandon Routh's "Superman Returns". Now... I dunno about you lot, cos frankly ye're all a bunch of langers and half-broken sweeping brushes, but this news does not bode well with me. Ok, if a character was released today wearing red knickers outside blue tights, we'd all think it was pretty gay. But good old Supes has been around with his red glory since before good old legendary LDM was born! However, every cloud has a silver lining as they say, and this is no different. Amy Adams is co-starring playing Superman's love interest and intrinsic reporter, Lois Lane.



Whoo, talk about a fiery red head... What I wouldn't give to spend a night under the sack with her!

*cough* [compose yourself now LDM, you're live!]

Next tonight, karma. Yes yes, I know plenty of you will be completely cynical towards this, but apparently there are good grounds to believe that good deeds will be rewarded in kind. Apparently... Oh what in the name of Samuel am I saying. This is horse shit! Here, if you wanna know more about it visit the following link: Karma sucks. Good deeds rewarded in kind... I suppose getting bird shit on my head is my reward for helping another bird who was dazed after a clash with the window! Yeah?? Karma my arse!

Now, finally tonight... My avatar. Isn't it just awesome? Seriously, it actually has divine powers. Everytime I look at it I have this insatiable urge to grab tissue paper for some reason. Hot damn! (btw fook LTG for saying it's not awesome!).

Well that's it for tonight's show. Join us again on E-I News for more fun, frolics and plenty of advertisements after the show. This is LDM, signing off.





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