I'm like a milk bottle !!

[dave1dave]

There, I've admitted it !!

Even after being on hols in the blistering sun, I'm still just barely an off white creamy colour.

When I'm by myself it's not too bad, I think I look a little tanned, but when I was lying beside the lovely Lisa earlier today. I looked like a bloody milk bottle !

So I'm thinking of trying a tanning salon. Anyone know anything about em ?

Do guys use them, or am I going to look like a prize tool walking in to one ?

[benin]

you look like a prize tool everywhere you walk...lol


and im not jealous that you met lisa...not a bit...not even a little bit....benny walkes away in a jealous fashion(what does a jealous walk look like)

[dr love]

You said it dave , prize tool .: lol

[dave1dave]

you look like a prize tool everywhere you walk...lol


and im not jealous that you met lisa...not a bit...not even a little bit....benny walkes away in a jealous fashion(what does a jealous walk look like)

Lol tell me something I don't know ( preferably about tanning salons )

I imagine you walking in a Charlie Chaplin esque fashion

Don't be too jealous your name was mentioned when I asked if there were anyone that she hadn't met that she would love to meet.

[Fitzy]

Should have tried baby oil dave.

[dave1dave]

You said it dave , prize tool .: lol

I should probably get a tshirt done up !

[dave1dave]

Should have tried baby oil dave.

I did !! Mmmmm baby oil..

Oh wait are you talking about tanning ??

[Fitzy]

I did !! Mmmmm baby oil..

Oh wait are you talking about tanning ??

Lol baby oil has a lot of uses.

[Fitzy]

I did !! Mmmmm baby oil..

Oh wait are you talking about tanning ??

Lol baby oil has a lot of uses.

[Nyna]

There, I've admitted it !!

Even after being on hols in the blistering sun, I'm still just barely an off white creamy colour.

When I'm by myself it's not too bad, I think I look a little tanned, but when I was lying beside the lovely Lisa earlier today. I looked like a bloody milk bottle !

So I'm thinking of trying a tanning salon. Anyone know anything about em ?

Do guys use them, or am I going to look like a prize tool walking in to one ?

Hey darling dont worries there are plenty of tanning salons in city center were u can get some nice tan, and u will not look like a milk bottle beside Lisa next time , in 5-6 sessions each of 10 mins u will have a nice tan ps: u should use a special tan lotion 4 this, Good luck