Oldest Punter in Ireland

**ryder** · 04-08-11, 18:20

.Jessica Jessy once told me she had an 80 year old client.I think a man should go on as long as he can rise to the occasion

**SR71** · 04-08-11, 18:39

An escort told me once,she had a man in his 70's, Was giving him a BJ and he had cardiac arrest,fuck me, she had to call for the ambulance!

**anitasizzle** · 04-08-11, 18:42

I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.

**gentelmandave** · 04-08-11, 18:45

Originally Posted by anitasizzle

I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.

Well im 75 but a fit 75 if i may add

**Prickly** · 04-08-11, 18:49

I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!

**gentelmandave** · 04-08-11, 18:51

Originally Posted by Prickly

I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!

Hot milk and a slice off bread?

**royaler** · 04-08-11, 19:01

Originally Posted by Prickly

I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!

My grandfather lived to be 102, and they say it skips ageneration, so I'll be emulating you in 50yrs time!! WOW!

**anitasizzle** · 04-08-11, 18:54

Originally Posted by gentelmandave

Well im 75 but a fit 75 if i may add

Anybody would have been younger than that chap, but Ireland is full of old playboys

**gentelmandave** · 04-08-11, 19:51

Originally Posted by anitasizzle

Anybody would have been younger than that chap, but Ireland is full of old playboys

Wow? now arent you the little miss? or Pimp????? sorry the New Alec Horan? or maybe Alec's new name? come on

you love it

**gentelmandave** · 04-08-11, 20:09

Originally Posted by anitasizzle

You're not married to Mrs. T; mad into swinging and rent appartments to girls at really higherh fees, are you? No, that's some other freak who bothers me on the boards

Nope not me

but you seem like a Patronizing Gobshite

so wont be be commenting on any dribble you might have to say in the future

End off story on my part? Good nite? i wont reply to a comment you make after this? Clown

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