Health warning

[Zan]

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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in
a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.** He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
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When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.* When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.* The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
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Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself……. I put him there to dry!* How soon can I go home?'
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Happy Mental Health Day!
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You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to your unstable friends.....
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As you can see, I’ve done my part!!!
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[john connor]

did'nt even know it was mental health day. guess i need a punt to maintain my serotonin levels. thanks for giving me an excuse zan