Well it's all been a bit heavy in here lately so here goes. I was caught wanking at the age of 12 in the school changing room I was dossing (tossing ) of Irish class and in walks the cleaning lady, there's me standing there trousers around my ankles tugging away and she says, oh sorry carry on I'll clean away,well Feck me do I stay or do I go? well the simple answer was I ran out the door big time.... So go on tell your story.