escorts ,how many clients do you get per day/week

[Lucy Chambers]

Dear Mr Inland Revenue

Thank you so much for your continued interest in my well being. Only my mother has ever taken such an interest in my day to day welfare, and so I feel somewhat warm, when I read our continued correspondence. I try to put aside the paragraphs where you go off on fantastical flights of fantasy concerning my projected earnings for the year, but I can assure you that I laugh as I feed the fire with them.

I realise that much of your time is taken up with wringing the poor unfortunate bastards that fall into your sorry clutches of every single penny that you can, and then even some you cant, but I just wanted to assist with your future endeavours by giving you a prememptive list of the things I will not be doing this tax year, so that you have full rein to scrutinise the things that I will. Which, of course, I fully expect you to do to me and mine until we are mere dots on a geneology calender of some over fed scroat who will laugh at my poverty.

I will not be answering silly threads on public internet forums, whilst helpfully supplying my name and number, to supply a estimation of my daily earnings.

I will not be depriving you of your cut buy inviting burglars and undesirables to my door by giving you an estimate of my earnings, after all, why should I ? I have you already.

I look forward to the next raid. Ahem, I mean assessment.

Sincerely,

Lucy x

[mellors]

Dear Mr Inland Revenue

Thank you so much for your continued interest in my well being. Only my mother has ever taken such an interest in my day to day welfare, and so I feel somewhat warm, when I read our continued correspondence. I try to put aside the paragraphs where you go off on fantastical flights of fantasy concerning my projected earnings for the year, but I can assure you that I laugh as I feed the fire with them.

I realise that much of your time is taken up with wringing the poor unfortunate bastards that fall into your sorry clutches of every single penny that you can, and then even some you cant, but I just wanted to assist with your future endeavours by giving you a prememptive list of the things I will not be doing this tax year, so that you have full rein to scrutinise the things that I will. Which, of course, I fully expect you to do to me and mine until we are mere dots on a geneology calender of some over fed scroat who will laugh at my poverty.

I will not be answering silly threads on public internet forums, whilst helpfully supplying my name and number, to supply a estimation of my daily earnings.

I will not be depriving you of your cut buy inviting burglars and undesirables to my door by giving you an estimate of my earnings, after all, why should I ? I have you already.

I look forward to the next raid. Ahem, I mean assessment.

Sincerely,

Lucy x

Hi Lucy,
Can you forward that VAT receipt you promised from our last meeting, my accountant has been giving me grief over it. Ta

[UKHeather]

I wonder what paper this cabbage works for ?

News Of The World can be eliminated.

[Lucy Chambers]

Hi Lucy,
Can you forward that VAT receipt you promised from our last meeting, my accountant has been giving me grief over it. Ta

I am afraid, after some reflection, I have decided to pay you in kind. I am unable to find a single tax deduction for the filth you subjected me to. You may RSPV.

[Irish Jess]

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This crosses a line with me!

Its bad enough being asked those kind of nosey questions from a client, without out having to deal with it on these forums

[UKHeather]

RSPV.

I am sure charity donations are tax deductable
RSPV - Royal Society for the Prodding of Virgins

[mellors]

[QUOTE=lucy chambers;533581]I am afraid, after some reflection, I have decided to pay you in kind. I am unable to find a single tax deduction for the filth you subjected me to. You may RSPV.

We cannot be seen to be supporting a grey economy Lucy. Also I think vegetables are subject to VAT. Wear and tear on my cock can be offset by depreciation. I have been informed by my accountant that 'thanks for a great time -price 200' written on a babywipe does not constitute a legal invoice.

[Lucy Chambers]

[QUOTE=mellors;533587]

I am afraid, after some reflection, I have decided to pay you in kind. I am unable to find a single tax deduction for the filth you subjected me to. You may RSPV.

We cannot be seen to be supporting a grey economy Lucy. Also I think vegetables are subject to VAT. Wear and tear on my cock can be offset by depreciation. I have been informed by my accountant that 'thanks for a great time -price 200' written on a babywipe does not constitute a legal invoice.

Indeed, I also felt somewhat subdued upon receiving 200 euro in 2 cent coins Mellors, but I believed you when I said you were the cashier for the Sisters of Mercy. To each plough man must be true. I shall donate your 21% forthwith and you may assure your accountant god is with you

[mellors]

[QUOTE=lucy chambers;533590][QUOTE=mellors;533587]

Indeed, I also felt somewhat subdued upon receiving 200 euro in 2 cent coins Mellors, but I believed you when I said you were the cashier for the Sisters of Mercy. To each plough man must be true. I shall donate your 21% forthwith and you may assure your accountant god is with you [/QUOTE

OK as long as you used the veg in a salad afterwards. (hope you gave it a good rinse first)

[skywalker85]

That.. is disgusting!

Did that put you off your chocolate fingers and Tea reading that Giggity Giggity O YeAH