Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
An escort sent me a text about a troublesome client to watch out for.
I sent my reply
To HIS number
Oops
anon361 (18-07-11), sexylaura (19-07-11), wanted the best 69 (19-07-11), wolfie (18-07-11)
dom (19-07-11), jimbobbins (18-07-11), mellors (18-07-11), wolfie (18-07-11)
Tsk.
Wimps.
I'm of the opinion that if you're going to make an unbelievably, heart-stoppingly, cringeworthy faux pas, it should be done in person, face to face, preferably with friends, family and work colleagues in attendance.
Couple of years ago was doing work down the country that required staying over in a local hotel. As boys will be boys, decided to give it a lash the last night there. One of the lads, newly married,decided to give his wife a call before tea to "get it out of the way" and have a clear run for the evening. After the call he turned to us and in his words said "right, that's the bitch out of the way. Line up them drinks quick I'm going out for me hole". He didn't realize till he got home next day that he hadn't hung up his phone properly and wifey heard it all
anon361 (19-07-11), doodlebug (19-07-11), mature abby (19-07-11), wanted the best 69 (19-07-11)
I was once having a real nasty verbal with this monstrous wagon,{who was completely in the wrong i might add}, this gorgeous girl stepped in and sided with me. I was chuffed she supported me cos I really fancied her so I txted "thanks a mil for your helpful and honest comments i love you", you guessed it i sent it to the other one.
10 YRS OF MARRIAGE AND 4 UGLY KIDS LATER....it was the worst mistake i ever made......
a thousand kisses deep..
anon361 (19-07-11), mature abby (19-07-11)