cork is full or wierdo's

[samlad]

Splitters... Ye dirty feckin SPLITTERS

[IamSimontemplar]

Hey Jimbo all us weirdos stand together the reb army has ur back

[benin]

Hey Jimbo all us weirdos stand together the reb army has ur back

[aml]

So helen wood reckons ...

The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

"In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

"A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

"They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

Or whether the ladyboy was either.

I always knew there was something up with the guys from cork...this only confirms it

[JAMESCORK]

Hey Jimbo all us weirdos stand together the reb army has ur back

Fair play Templar... I knew I could rely on you... In fact it is fair to say you are probably the proudest weirdo I know... *ahem*

[JohnRambo]

It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

Or whether the ladyboy was either.

Most likely he was.

[dub1]

Most likely he was.

John I thought you would be out at the Bonfires tonight

[JohnRambo]

All I know is Helen Wood has broken the biggest taboo there is in escorting, she’s went and talked about all of her appointments she ever had with James whilst in Cork.

James word of advice here mate, don’t go back to her.

[JAMESCORK]

Most likely he was.

Rambo... I warned you about this before buddy... keep your spoke out of it... unless you want to be singing "three wheels on my wagon"

[JohnRambo]

John I thought you would be out at the Bonfires tonight

Lets just say dub I’m the kinda northern Irish lad that if I was at one of those types of Bonfires they’d more likely want to put me up on top of the fecking thing than to allow me to cook my marshmallows at it if you catch my drift?