So ladies, you put up with is here every day, you build up this mental image of our age, physical appearance, whether we’re well hung or small and our personalities....

– you think to your self that person is the biggest attention seeker, shit stirrer, ass licker or whatever

And you think god I dread the day he tries to make contact or can’t wait to hear from so and so.

Then when you finally meet, who turns out to be exactly as you expected and who was nothing like and why.

Don’t hold back now, don’t be shy, spill the beans.