James Cork teaching the Langer Accent!

[SR71]

We are still waiting for you JC!

[JAMESCORK]

OMG no worry lads i think its offline with everything about E-I one this moment
hi will come back keep your thinking right now certainly well reply...............................

Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
I am always the way inside of waiting one for your love, in my heart a thousand flies of passion and hot & sweaty tomatoes …. ( that’s EL4U… I am multi talented…)

Back on topic… It lifts my humble heart to see such an interest in the cork language. I have only that lovely slapper Helen Woods to thank for the eloquent and delightful accolade on cork and its punters. I am also encouraged by NinaTits (or whatever she calls herself) and her interest in learning the cork language. I can see there will be a surge of Escorts now heading down south and I, as an ambassador of cork, feel obliged to help make their visit as comfortable as possible. Whereas SR71s’ video clip may be of some help, I found it lacking in so far as the narrator was merely saying the same things twice throughout, hardly a help to our lovelies before a visit.

So Nyna Sweats… if you do visit us, here are some more appropriate expressions that Im sure will help…

Sher don’t I flas ya and buys ya chips…
Not only am I affectionate I am generous too…

He gives me de odd batin, but I luvs the bastard..
Even though he may show aggression, I still have affection for him…

You tink I will put that manky langer inta me gob?...I will, Yeah!..
I will gladly give you OWO after you shower…

Holy mudder o’ fuck… would ya looka da langer on that.. youre some fla boyo..
Nice to meet you at last James…

If there are any other expressions you may require Ninatits, you may have to pay me a visit… Thank you all for your continued interest in all that is cork, and we here in cork look forward to your arrival..

Jamescork…xxx

[dr love]

As I said it would be worth waiting for ,
Jimbob I salute you bro .:
doc

[sperminater]

Jimbob you speak so elliquently (big word for me don't know if it's spelt right) there all of thinking you wernt educated that you were just some langer that has an opinion about himself you are a complicated soul and proud of your heritage so good on ya but to me you'll always be that oil langer to that the piss out of so stop getting you old English teacher to write your post were not that gulable ya langer ya

[JAMESCORK]

Jimbob you speak so elliquently (big word for me don't know if it's spelt right) there all of thinking you wernt educated that you were just some langer that has an opinion about himself you are a complicated soul and proud of your heritage so good on ya but to me you'll always be that oil langer to that the piss out of so stop getting you old English teacher to write your post were not that gulable ya langer ya

Wha??? you tink I writ tha... go way ya Langer... youre a bigger eegit than I thought.

[SR71]

Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
I am always the way inside of waiting one for your love, in my heart a thousand flies of passion and hot & sweaty tomatoes …. ( that’s EL4U… I am multi talented…)

Back on topic… It lifts my humble heart to see such an interest in the cork language. I have only that lovely slapper Helen Woods to thank for the eloquent and delightful accolade on cork and its punters. I am also encouraged by NinaTits (or whatever she calls herself) and her interest in learning the cork language. I can see there will be a surge of Escorts now heading down south and I, as an ambassador of cork, feel obliged to help make their visit as comfortable as possible. Whereas SR71s’ video clip may be of some help, I found it lacking in so far as the narrator was merely saying the same things twice throughout, hardly a help to our lovelies before a visit.

So Nyna Sweats… if you do visit us, here are some more appropriate expressions that Im sure will help…

Sher don’t I flas ya and buys ya chips…
Not only am I affectionate I am generous too…

He gives me de odd batin, but I luvs the bastard..
Even though he may show aggression, I still have affection for him…

You tink I will put that manky langer inta me gob?...I will, Yeah!..
I will gladly give you OWO after you shower…

Holy mudder o’ fuck… would ya looka da langer on that.. youre some fla boyo..
Nice to meet you at last James…

If there are any other expressions you may require Ninatits, you may have to pay me a visit… Thank you all for your continued interest in all that is cork, and we here in cork look forward to your arrival..

Jamescork…xxx

Eeeerrr,JC wouldn't it be nice if you posted a video of yerself speaking all the above? I mean yea we can mimic the cork accent in our heads but try and help the girls please,