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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfie View Post
    Being boastful ha ha ha. How about your hands ........... ??
    Ohhh unintended double entendre, fingers working faster than brain can lead to some premature extrapolation. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    My spelling's become awful since working for E-I, as well as my grammar. It's all this bloody cyber chat!
    It's cos you can't finish a sentence without saying "ribbit"
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    I'll be honest hadn't noticed any of that. I know your self knowledge of a problem can be worse the how others see it. Just glad to have you on here with your irreverent input, LOL
    Ah but you see society likes you to brush it under the carpet I don't care but when I go on about it somebody will say shhh you don't want everyone to know... But that's another story anyway I'm off for dinner Ill check in later

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    Am reminded of an old joke, for best effect read aloud ...

    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

    Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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    Now dats clever HD. Wel dun.

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    I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James
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    Most of the time, I am fine with spelling.
    My bigest problem is to put words together to make sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James
    Oh posh schoolgirl turned Goddess, what a fantasy, lol. I hear that the written word is not your strong point, like most of us you prefer oral!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James
    Mmm I like to lick toffee especially with to nice cherrys mmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amy Alison View Post
    Most of the time, I am fine with spelling.
    My bigest problem is to put words together to make sense
    Hay your doing just fine and make perfect sence

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