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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Ermmm... Ye can keep Benny to yourselves. I'll stay out of it thanks... PMSL
    Sorry benny I tried for ya , ldm is having none of it .
    He is the driver after all .: lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Excellent idea Mellors. I can see RTE offering you big money to do a documentray style programme like the one by John Creedon recreating his childhood holidays and going on tour of Ireland in a car with a caravan at the back.

    You could use the caravan for out calls!! Or even better - you can just kidnap all the said ladies and take them back to Cork in your caravan, by which time they would have fallen in love with you and in time with Cork City as well!
    Excellent suggestion Morph, I'll give RTE first dibs. Would a tent count as an outcall venue ?
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Sorry benny I tried for ya , ldm is having none of it .
    He is the driver after all .: lol
    He can tag along, but keep that fur ball well away from me

    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Excellent suggestion Morph, I'll give RTE first dibs. Would a tent count as an outcall venue ?
    A tent... A new client request has been discovered! Well done Mellors!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Excellent suggestion Morph, I'll give RTE first dibs. Would a tent count as an outcall venue ?

    Ah sure, a field will do!! You're going to be in the "country" anyway, so might as well do as the "country" folk do!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Ah sure, a field will do!! You're going to be in the "country" anyway, so might as well do as the "country" folk do!!
    Emmm excuse me mister. We prefer the term "culchie"! Well... I do anyway, dunno about other "country folk" Pfft, typical townies...
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    Naa go to channel 5 and call it "big brother mobile"Day 5 could mellors please enter the bedroom... Day 6 morphious is in de lift. Day 7 could James cork get out you langer Day 8 Ciara big brother says your too horny Day 9............tbc. Now that's reality tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by sperminater View Post
    Naa go to channel 5 and call it "big brother mobile"Day 5 could mellors please enter the bedroom... Day 6 morphious is in de lift. Day 7 could James cork get out you langer Day 8 Ciara big brother says your too horny Day 9............tbc. Now that's reality tv
    Brilliant idea Sperminator!

    By the way Day 9 - Sperminator gets evicted by Big Brother, but then....'they drag him back in!'


    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Day 10 dave is sent to the cage with shrilly, doc is laughing Lucy is crying ......

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    Day 11... Jamescork comes on set, woos all the babes forcing all the guys to the gardens for a wank... Jamescork asks to leave house taking all babes with him... Mellors is left scratching his head...

    This isnt helping the man guys... have a rethink here...

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    Day 11 James cork wakes up he was watching a porno all the other housemates were have'n fun in the bedroom James is so embarest he complanes to big brother...... Samlad sends him to the langer room

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