The Perfect Punter Will Always....

[katxxx]

the prefect punter will always do the following, in order to achive the best start possible......:

1, Carry a chewing gum or mint, or most escorts will keep mouthwash in the bathroom, so use it.

2, When you shower, do wash your very important bits, that means pulling your foreskin back ALL THE WAY (your mature chedar, from under your foreskin, won't taste as good as the one from the supermarket and most of us will just ask you to shower again), scrubing your bums (especially if you like rimming), and I mean scrubbing.

3, Most of us will ALWAYS give you a clean towel, but depending on the location (ie. some girls are in the hotels) we have limited numbers, so one towel per visit, unless more can be provided or something happens.

4, Pls DO NOT BOOK if you have cold COLD SORES, SCARES (take care when shaving, however I stick a plaster over scars where possible), or ANYTHING ON YOUR SKIN you are unsure of. (some things like ecsema etc. are fine and most likely you will know that you have it already), as you will miss out on kissing, owo. OR we will catch your skin infection and pass it around unknowingly...

5, Be a gentleman... (luckily most of you are )

6, if you are running more then 15 min late, pls keep us updated, so we can alter the schedual, if neccesary

7, last but not least pls ONLY ring with your mobile number showing and bear in mind that some of us don't answer txts at all, so don't txt unless you are advised to do so... (I HATE TXTING)

I think that's it on my part really. Any ladies think of anything else pls type on in bulett points only, just to keep it simple...
xxx

This wasn't meant as an offence etc., so pls go easy on me...