Cork Escort Appreciation Group

[mellors]

A few points. Firstly this is not an elitist club. Membership is open to any genuine, reliable client who has the ability to wash his own balls and arse (failing that get somebody qualified to do it for them). It has been pointed out to me that this is sailing a little too close to the wind re: p*mping. Obviously this is not the point behind the group,but needs some thought ...any ideas??
Doesn't necessarily have to be Cork based, but feel it would work better on a regional level. So far the response from escorts has been positive, as TW seems to have become a major issue.
Mellors

[dave1dave]

I have the privilege of national travel, so if the ladies can’t come to me, I can go to them (Im aright Jack…lol).

I wonder if the government had this in mind when they introduced free travel for the elderly ?

[punterminator]

Great idea, count me in, if only to get Ciara & Denise down here.

[ChiefHandker]

I'd just like to say that the words "Cork" and "Appreciation" should never be in the same sentence together.
That is all.

[mellors]

I'd just like to say that the words "Cork" and "Appreciation" should never be in the same sentence together.
That is all.

No smart arsed langer jokes thank you.

[mutley]

I'd just like to say that the words "Cork" and "Appreciation" should never be in the same sentence together.
That is all.

Any address of endearment a Corkonian should begin with , " I tell ya boy " and terminate with, " like ."

[mellors]

Any address of endearment a Corkonian should begin with , " I tell ya boy " and terminate with, " like ."

Were very cosmopolitan down here, like

[Ebony Amber]

Were very cosmopolitan down here, like

Stop acting like your from Cork, like

[ladiesman217]

Any address of endearment a Corkonian should begin with , " I tell ya boy " and terminate with, " like ."

I thought they spelled it "boi"? lol

[mellors]

Stop acting like your from Cork, like

Sussed ! I live in the English ghetto part of town