Despite my better judgement...

[ladiesman217]

E-I NEWS IS BACK!!!!!

Hmm didn't exactly keep to my word did I? And... Jepus cripes it's barely a week since I officially ended the friggin' thing! F*ck me anyway!... Actually I'd prefer only the ladies did that but... Anyways I have decided to bring it back, for the time being at least. Why? I dunno. Honestly I started to miss it a bit. And I know some of you (Benny) will be so thrilled that you've probably jizzed yourself just by reading the opening sentence. However... There will be some changes:

a) I will not be broadcasting the news every night. It will be entirely to my discretion when and if I broadcast the news. If I am in the mood and find stuff of decent interest, then I shall broadcast it. If not, well... Several days can/will commence between broadcasts depending on the reasons listed above.

b) Change in staff order. JC has been outed (by me) as our undercover reporter. Therefore he has been fired. Rayden has... has... Jepus I can't even remember what his job was! (LDM you are a f*cking tool you know that? Dude you're talking to yourself again! Shut the f*ck up ya tool!!!). Uh, what? Oh ya Rayden... Ya he's fired too.

c) There is to be no talk of my imaginary friends!!! I refer of course to Ruby & Rachel (Ruby in particular). Anyone who does will... Well I ain't a mod (yet) so there's nothing I can do but I'll force doc to do something cos I have incriminating details about him. Nuff said.

Well that's it folks. E-I news will return tomorrow night, filled with useless pieces of completely unimportant news and information that will cause you to become so tired/bored/stiff (if anyone makes a sexual comment about stiff I will personally beat you with my pitchfork) that you'll possibly suffer some sort of disorder associated with... with whatever the f*ck I just said. But I suppose I will have to throw in some extras just to keep ye mildly interested and make sure the news threads aren't a complete load of shite as per usual! So see ya'll tomorrow night for a new series of E-I News with LDM, and my invisible enemy Tina. Night all. LDM signing out.