Escorts- What requests do you get

[benin]

Benny, when you are shoving something up your arse, is it the colour you consider? Or the size and shape?
Oh yeah... the shoes! PMSL

omg...you are not using that parsnip with those shoes...lol

[UKHeather]

omg...you are not using that parsnip with those shoes...lol

Noo..Remember when you put a pic up for the lads, gorgeous naked oiled up female in a sexy pose..and I said.. OMG I love her shoes!

[benin]

Noo..Remember when you put a pic up for the lads, gorgeous naked oiled up female in a sexy pose..and I said.. OMG I love her shoes!

ohh yeah...that was a long time ago...over the road i think...twas funny though... feckin shoes...lol

[Lincoln]

I'm not a journalist just a common irish pervert I thought it would be interesting but anyways never mind, seems people

prefer to try to be funny all the time instead of getting a topic going

Well since you asked Paul_M I have had done (though not always specifically requested):

Lots of straight-up missionary position sex
My cock sucked until the top practically came off
Eaten more pussy than I've had hot dinners
Pushed my tongue up a willing girls backside until I thought my tongue would detach
Been cuffed and harnessed and had the arse and dick whipped of me
Beed ridden (quite harshly) by a dildo toting gal
Had a threesome where one girl stradled me while another (with dificulty) licked my balls
One girl let me wee on her
One girl let me lick her feet for an indecent amount of time
I visited a couple of TSs (use yer imagination)
I've requested doggy style many times
On a few rare ocassions I've asked for and mananged to perform anal (fairly energetically too if I may say so)
I've been led around on all fours by a dog collar (at my request)
I've licked boots and shoes
I've had prostate massages while trussed to a bedpost
I've provided more pearl necklaces that Sotheby's
I've had deep-relaxing massages with more FK than UK
I've had my face sat on
I've had my balls squeezed until they almost popped

....and once I had a wank while I listened to the "oohs and aahs" in the bedroom next door as the girl finished off another client

....and finally I.....aaahhh....lets not go there.

So there ya go Paul_M thats the sort of stuff I've asked for or the gilr(s) intuited I wanted

Hope this is of some assistance

[Rayden]

Well since you asked Paul_M I have had done (though not always specifically requested):

Lots of straight-up missionary position sex
My cock sucked until the top practically came off
Eaten more pussy than I've had hot dinners
Pushed my tongue up a willing girls backside until I thought my tongue would detach
Been cuffed and harnessed and had the arse and dick whipped of me
Beed ridden (quite harshly) by a dildo toting gal
Had a threesome where one girl stradled me while another (with dificulty) licked my balls
One girl let me wee on her
One girl let me lick her feet for an indecent amount of time
I visited a couple of TSs (use yer imagination)
I've requested doggy style many times
On a few rare ocassions I've asked for and mananged to perform anal (fairly energetically too if I may say so)
I've been led around on all fours by a dog collar (at my request)
I've licked boots and shoes
I've had prostate massages while trussed to a bedpost
I've provided more pearl necklaces that Sotheby's
I've had deep-relaxing massages with more FK than UK
I've had my face sat on
I've had my balls squeezed until they almost popped

....and once I had a wank while I listened to the "oohs and aahs" in the bedroom next door as the girl finished off another client

....and finally I.....aaahhh....lets not go there.

So there ya go Paul_M thats the sort of stuff I've asked for or the gilr(s) intuited I wanted

Hope this is of some assistance

Done 'em all, er, I think.

[Lincoln]

Done 'em all, er, I think.

Yeah outstanding old boy!!

Uuuummm....bit weird listing it like that (all the S&M stuff was ages ago, must revisit that area again...)

[bert dublin]

Well since you asked Paul_M I have had done (though not always specifically requested):

Lots of straight-up missionary position sex
My cock sucked until the top practically came off
Eaten more pussy than I've had hot dinners
Pushed my tongue up a willing girls backside until I thought my tongue would detach
Been cuffed and harnessed and had the arse and dick whipped of me
Beed ridden (quite harshly) by a dildo toting gal
Had a threesome where one girl stradled me while another (with dificulty) licked my balls
One girl let me wee on her
One girl let me lick her feet for an indecent amount of time
I visited a couple of TSs (use yer imagination)
I've requested doggy style many times
On a few rare ocassions I've asked for and mananged to perform anal (fairly energetically too if I may say so)
I've been led around on all fours by a dog collar (at my request)
I've licked boots and shoes
I've had prostate massages while trussed to a bedpost
I've provided more pearl necklaces that Sotheby's
I've had deep-relaxing massages with more FK than UK
I've had my face sat on
I've had my balls squeezed until they almost popped

....and once I had a wank while I listened to the "oohs and aahs" in the bedroom next door as the girl finished off another client

....and finally I.....aaahhh....lets not go there.

So there ya go Paul_M thats the sort of stuff I've asked for or the gilr(s) intuited I wanted

Hope this is of some assistance

u gave me a few new fantasys hhmmm

[Rayden]

Yeah outstanding old boy!!

Uuuummm....bit weird listing it like that (all the S&M stuff was ages ago, must revisit that area again...)

Lol'd at "one girl let me lick her feet for an indecent amount of time." One of my faves.

[Lincoln]

Lol'd at "one girl let me lick her feet for an indecent amount of time." One of my faves.

Yeah just one of those things that turned out to be hugely enjoyable without a major amount of forethought

[JAMESCORK]

What if some of the funnier kinks belong to posters?! They are gunna know that we are talking about them!

This one time i had some fat guy come and see me in Cork asking if I could call him a langer whilst tickling his belly as he lay in my candle lit bathroom (bloody electrics)

Ah Ebs.. discrete as always....... And what a lovely encounter that was. Now that you have brought it into the public forum, I have to say there was no lack of electricity between us save the lack of pulic supply on the night. I will never forget the look of excitement in your eyes as you held that candle to allow me to shower. Who needs the national grid when when a beautiful young girl is holding a candle.

Heather... don’t be so coy honey, its not as if we require you to divulge intimacies, there is a profound interest amongst us punters to curiously inquire what happens behind your closed boudoir doors. Please do entertain us with your experiences. Surely it does no harm to tell a few funny stories…