Reviewers Living In A Fantasy World

**Rodney69** · 28-05-11, 21:47

Originally Posted by bored housewife

Yes, but honestly he is right, do you think the girls really do enjoy the oral they receive at the hands of their (often not attractive) punters?
He has a point.
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Well yes actually, you can tell not by the loud fake porn star moans, but the way the ladies start to spasm uncontrollably, get very wet and crush your head between their thighs.

Well that's what they do all the time when they're with me

**jammy69** · 28-05-11, 22:01

Originally Posted by Rodney69

Well yes actually, you can tell not by the loud fake porn star moans, but the way the ladies start to spasm uncontrollably, get very wet and crush your head between their thighs.

Well that's what they do all the time when they're with me

Didn't someone once say - 'self praise is no praise at all'

**Rodney69** · 28-05-11, 22:02

Originally Posted by jammy69

Didn't someone once say - 'self praise is no praise at all'

haha if it were true, I wouldnt have posted. But I don't mind practicing lol

**Ebony Amber** · 28-05-11, 23:12

I hear what the OP has to say- some reviews do make me lol when they wax lyrical for three paragraphs about how much they made the escort in question cum. Anyone would think they were reviewing themselves!

**ladiesman217** · 28-05-11, 23:24

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

I hear what the OP has to say- some reviews do make me lol when they wax lyrical for three paragraphs about how much they made the escort in question cum. Anyone would think they were reviewing themselves!

I don't wanna brag or nothing but... lol

**Ebony Amber** · 29-05-11, 00:06

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I don't wanna brag or nothing but... lol

Pfff CIara told me you hid in a corner and muttered a few random words about a chick called Ruby

**Headlad** · 29-05-11, 00:08

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Pfff CIara told me you hid in a corner and muttered a few random words about a chick called Ruby

Burn.

**ladiesman217** · 29-05-11, 00:11

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Pfff CIara told me you hid in a corner and muttered a few random words about a chick called Ruby

She what??? The little minx... It wasn't my fault that her beauty and energy scared the living hell outta me!!! There I was, little old innocent me waiting anxiously outside her door then before I know it... I thought she was gonna eat me alive!!!

Btw: shut up Headlad!!!

PS: you leave Ruby out of this!!! lol

**skywalker85** · 29-05-11, 00:13

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Pfff CIara told me you hid in a corner and muttered a few random words about a chick called Ruby

Talk about client discression hmmmm does it really exist

**ladiesman217** · 29-05-11, 00:15

Originally Posted by skywalker85

Talk about client discression hmmmm does it really exist

OH JEPUS CRIPES NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! May as well start a whole thread about it now an' all!!! PMSL

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