Irish Escorts: Because You're Not Worth It

[wanted the best 69]

of course its a wind up, hey, troll season is starting ,footie season is nearly over

[Lucy Chambers]

Dear Members,

After my marriage went tits up I decided to break from the monotony of divorce proceedings and pursue a little romping session.

A friend recommended this place, referring to it as 'minge central', so I thought I'd give it a proverbial bash. I settled down in my chair with a cuppa and eagerly anticipated browsing for my prospective partner. Unfortunately, however, ere long I was to be bitterly, bitterly disappointed!

I simply cannot fathom how Irish escorts feel they can command such exorbitant fees for such a stingy servicing.

How is it that 100 nicker is deemed an acceptable amount to charge for a shockingly low 30 mins?

Exactly what planet are Irish escorts living on? Do they think they're Premier league footballers or what!?

Don't get me wrong, I do feel the girls deserve decent remuneration for the services they offer, but the current demands are pushing it too far!

If any other punters on here feel the wage demands are too high, please join me in the following proposal: abstain from availing of the services of any Irish escort until the price is lowered to a reasonable rate. My guideline for what determines this is as follows:

30 mins: €30

60 mins: €60

That's €1 a minute folks! More than generous I feel -- especially during a recession!

So please, do as I do -- vote with your Johnson and end this madness!

Yours truly,

MB

Yawn. Troll on.

[sperminater]

Yawn. Troll on.

Stop yawning Lucy here's 50 quid!!! Naa I wouldn't insult you Lucy your just too hot I'm mean ffs the guy should stick to masturbation you wonder why he calls himself that ? Well I suppose it's karma really

[dave1dave]

[Rayden]

Just logged in specifically to lol at the OP.

[UKHeather]

We secretly charge 30 for a half hour to all the handsome clean and respectful clients with huge swinging dicks. The dirty nobheads get charged 100

[UKHeather]

I think you'll be in the company of yourself with your protest there pal.

In a friendly way I'd like to make you aware that you really should read the boards for a while before making your first post. If you'd done that then you'd find that the topic you raised has been covered many many times on here and there is a general consensus that fees charged are reasonable for the services provided. Also the services are a luxury item and that means you don't have to take part if you feel the price isn't right. That's good old freedom of choice.

Just to wrap up I'll suggest that your protest would not have the effect of lowering prices. It would have the effect of causing all the girls to leave the country and go elsewhere so you'd be left with no service no matter how much you're willing to pay. And that'd be just crap.

Seriously Banjo, that day will come along sooner than you think.

[Lucy Chambers]

We secretly charge 30 for a half hour to all the handsome clean and respectful clients with huge swinging dicks. The dirty nobheads get charged 100

You charge 30? I do it for free

[Violette]

You charge 30? I do it for free

And they can come twice!

[sperminater]

You charge 30? I do it for free

Seriously Lucy I'm going to have to slap your bum (again)