Ok, doc let me apologise in advance for what I'm about to say...
Are you outta your God damn mind??? Do you see these eyes??? That ain't playing hard to get!!! If anything I should sue for physical assault. So... Ya, erm, you tell our good director that if I don't get a payrise then I'm taking him and his precious daughter to court! By means of an apology, I also expect a full shag from her