Escorts Beware! Mousey is Horny Again!

**Lucy Chambers** · 15-05-11, 19:28

Originally Posted by Mousey

Dear Ladies of E-I,

For the past day or two I have had a mad horn on me, so much so that I am determined to score with one of you in the next week or so. I have been saving up my nuts like a good squirrel - err, mouse - for the past while and am anxious to mate with a beautiful woman again. It will involve my sparkling wit, my bulging wallet, and my micropenis which I guarantee you will only be able to vaguely feel. I only splurge once per appointment and I like snuggles. In short, I am an escort's dream client.

Please keep an eye on your inboxes for my enquiry.

Yours etc,

Mousey.

Good god. On the prowl for PM lurve again Mouse?

**mellors** · 15-05-11, 20:14

LC says shes willing to do it as long as she can keep her eyes shut.

**ladiesman217** · 15-05-11, 20:31

For crying out loud... I leave ye alone for 2 days and the whole place has gone mad! The horny rodent is back with a vengeance, someone's been asking for student rates, and that's just the start of it! Btw Mousey, since your wallet is bulging I don't suppose you're in a charitable mood to give away exchange some of that money for some cheese?

**Mousey** · 16-05-11, 00:22

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Good god. On the prowl for PM lurve again Mouse?

You've just talked your way out of a punt, Chambers!

**Lucy Chambers** · 16-05-11, 19:15

Originally Posted by Mousey

You've just talked your way out of a punt, Chambers!

Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then

**Mousey** · 16-05-11, 19:20

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then

Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent

**Lucy Chambers** · 16-05-11, 20:45

Originally Posted by Mousey

Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent

Indeed, whenever I skirt alongside Moyross I think of you my love

**ladiesman217** · 16-05-11, 20:50

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Indeed, whenever I skirt alongside Moyross I think of you my love

Ah so that's where the ra... *cough*... mouse is from

Interesting

**Lucy Chambers** · 16-05-11, 20:53

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Ah so that's where the ra... *cough*... mouse is from

Interesting

Yup, round there. He has a typically Moyross accent.

**Mousey** · 16-05-11, 18:00

Originally Posted by DollyDarling

I love it when you get a "horn on"

It's only a wee one, but thanks

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