What gets on your tits.

[IamSimontemplar]

While out jogging in the park earlier I got tripped up by a rat-sized pooch on a 25/30 m lead. Ffs *While still smarting after kissing the hard tar I then got belted by the biatch at the other end of the 25m tripwire for hurting HER ratsized, batfaced, pocketsize "cum-licker". JAYSUS. WTF is wrong with people.*

What bad,dangerous*practices/habits by heedless, selfish MUPPETS leaves you shouting like a feckin NUTTER ? Does the cyclist zipping through pedestrians*on the sidewalk leave you wanting to give chase with a BASEBALL BAT? Would JamesCork zig-zaging through rush hour traffic in his Merc while 'PM-ing' Lucy get on YOUR TITS? What act by a complete stranger makes you really annoyed? COME ON get it off your chest.*