The Birthday Boy

[aml]

This is the best EVER.

Had a guy today call me and say it was his birthday and he would like me to be his Birthday present to himself.

He made a booking for half an hour this afternoon and called me bang on time.

Gave him my location and apartment number.

Led him through to the bedroom gave him a peck on the cheek to welcome him and asked if I could have the thirty minute fee in advance.

His answer will be one of the highlights of my book when I get round to writing it.

With a total look of bewilderment on his face he said “I have to pay? But I told you on the phone its my Birthday”

My answer “Happy birthday, let me show you out”

So as long as I have been doing this job it just goes to show just when you think you’ve seen or heard it all something new pops up to put a smile on your face.

Thank you my Birthday Boy

Love and Licks Tiff xxx

Some ppl will try anything,can't believe there are ppl out there that would pull a stunt like that.

[Headlad]

I have a seriously funny, but also seriously vulgar story about an appointment I had on my birthday. I wouldn't like to be gross though, so I'll keep it to myself

[BIGTYM2010]

I have a seriously funny, but also seriously vulgar story about an appointment I had on my birthday. I wouldn't like to be gross though, so I'll keep it to myself

PM me HL!!

[City Gent]

I have a seriously funny, but also seriously vulgar story about an appointment I had on my birthday. I wouldn't like to be gross though, so I'll keep it to myself

Come on mate you've started you might as well finish, or at least give us a slightly censored version


CG

Come on you know you want too.

[TiffanyTees]

I have a seriously funny, but also seriously vulgar story about an appointment I had on my birthday. I wouldn't like to be gross though, so I'll keep it to myself

oh do tell HL you have started so may as well finish ............xx Tiff xx

[Headlad]

Shouldn't have posted that, sorry. It's not my style to tell tales

[TiffanyTees]

Shouldn't have posted that, sorry. It's not my style to tell tales

You men phew you worse tham us women for sure lol xx spoil sport loose lips sinks ships

[UKHeather]

My answer “Happy birthday, let me show you out”

Love it Tiff

[TiffanyTees]

My answer “Happy birthday, let me show you out”

Love it Tiff

Heather I am still smiling priceless it was lol x

[UKHeather]

Heather I am still smiling priceless it was lol x

I have my favourite too
Worzel Gummidge turned up to see me complete with roadkill smeared anorak..
Just as I was thinking of a way to turn him away politely, he asked me, What can I get for 50?

My reply as I opened the door for him: Someone else!