a negative into a positive

[warmcome]

several years ago, someone broke my nose. i had to go to
hospital to have it corrected. whilst in there, i talked a bit
with a sexy young nurse who was working in the ward.

the next weekend, i was out at a disco, i heard behind me
"how's the nose?" it was herself, looking even nicer in her party gear.
she brought me back to her flat and we had a good time.

[Vindictus]

I was in hospital, waiting to get a plaster cast taken off my leg... wearing baggy sweatpants... daydreaming... attractive nurses milling about... and the inevitable happened:
POINTY TROUSERS.
B'doing!
It came as no surprise that I was called to the treatment room at the exact moment that my hard-on reached permanent status... nothing, but nothing, would get that bad-boy down.
Had to hobble, Quasimodo-like on crutches into the treatment room.
The nurse there was absolutely stunning, friggin' gorgeous.
She made me lie down on the treatment table.... it was impossible for me to hide my arousal any more.
She looked at Vin Jr, then looked at me.
And said "In your dreams, big lad."

And went to get her considerably less attractive colleague to deal with me. The hard-on died of natural causes within seconds.

In conclusion, that wee tale has absolutely bugger all to do with the thread.
So sue me.

[emmasweet]

Hmmmmm nurses are looking sexy and good in bed too.xxxxxxx

[warmcome]

Hmmmmm nurses are looking sexy and good in bed too.xxxxxxx

how do you know? x

[Doozer]

several years ago, someone broke my nose. i had to go to
hospital to have it corrected. whilst in there, i talked a bit
with a sexy young nurse who was working in the ward.

the next weekend, i was out at a disco, i heard behind me
"how's the nose?" it was herself, looking even nicer in her party gear.
she brought me back to her flat and we had a good time.

You got beaten up by a gril?

I hope for your sake you made her cum
or you could be on the way back to the hospital

[warmcome]

You got beaten up by a gril?

I hope for your sake you made her cum
or you could be on the way back to the hospital

wow! have you considered stand-up?