On the dole, not much cash, can't afford the service escorts please read!!!!!!

[Anna23]

Its a joke thread nothing more nothing less

Unfortunatelly escorts get such and similar requests quite regularly and some ppl really seem serious with it which makes really good joke to us.

[Prickly]

It's very sad really. Just think; there are over 400,000 people out there now in the same boat. I suggest you contact the Dept of Finance or Revenue. They're really fucking me over these days - and I haven't done any chores for them!

[Amy Alison]

I find nothing funny about this request.

The guy is willing to exchange services with escorts, nothing else.
Very few escorts would be interested in this but it’s not like he hurts someone by asking. And seeing Mistress Amina’s thread, it’s not like his request is totally hopeless.

This shouldn’t be a client request though, as a client is deemed to be paying for his services.
It’s more of a “Escort Recruitment / Other” type of thread.

[McLooking]

Or maybe just try and get a girlfriend darl. They do all the things we do (maybe not as well ) and love to be cooked for.

But erm- how are you with sewing?

I’m unsure if this is a joke!
However, it’s not “sad”, it’s just the reality of present day life in Ireland.
I have had to lay off many people in the last few months, and now dealing with the guilt of the staff that are left. Most of these people were good people with families and mortgages to pay and I have known them for many years. Believe me, it’s no joke.

But on a lighter note:
I would suggest you get some sewing lessons, as any possible favours from Ebony Amber would be worth their in “gold”. Perhaps Rumpelstiltskin could show you some tricks!

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

Oh you cynics!!!

One of my regular clients (in the UK) who'd been seeing me regularly since 2004 and never less than two hours each visit, found himself made redundant last year. He wrote to me early this year to say to explain why he hadn't visited in a while. Yes, I'm running a business, selling my wanton wares quite unabashedly. But he's a good client and when he had an income, his loyal custom kept the wolf from my door! So, I offered him a no obligation two hours for the price of one hour visit (so he could still get his two hour fix). He was touched and has accepted the offer in principle (if he had been fishing for a freebie, he'd have been ringing my door bell no sooner than I'd hit the send button).

But he only got this offer because he was a good client. I doubt if he's got any services that I can barter and I hate bartering cos the guy always ends up groping you when he should be filling his end of the bargain, then buggering off with the job less than satisfactorily done once he's had his kicks. I'd rather give the sex away for nothing (which anyone that knows me knows is anathema to me) than part with it for a service I could easily pay for without complications and without being groped.

But Tony, if you have a 12 inch cock, with girth to match, maybe we can make some eye-watering video footage.

xxx

Pru

I AM ON THE DOLE FOR OVER 2 YEARS GETING E108 A WEEK HAVE TO PAY FOR RENT FUEL FOOD etc. I HAVE'NT THE MONEY TO AFFORD THE TIME WITH A ESCORT. WHEN I WAS WORKING I USED ENJOY GOING TO ESCORTS IT WAS MORE THEN THE SERVICE WE WOULD TALK, BOND A BIT I MISS THIS.IF THERE A WAY I COULD DO JOBS OR CHORES IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SERVICE PLEASE MESSAGE ME. I CAN COOK, CLEAN, DO HOUSEWORK, CONSTRUCTION WORK ETC

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY POST

[kidkool]

Oh you cynics!!!

One of my regular clients (in the UK) who'd been seeing me regularly since 2004 and never less than two hours each visit, found himself made redundant last year. He wrote to me early this year to say to explain why he hadn't visited in a while. Yes, I'm running a business, selling my wanton wares quite unabashedly. But he's a good client and when he had an income, his loyal custom kept the wolf from my door! So, I offered him a no obligation two hours for the price of one hour visit (so he could still get his two hour fix). He was touched and has accepted the offer in principle (if he had been fishing for a freebie, he'd have been ringing my door bell no sooner than I'd hit the send button).

But he only got this offer because he was a good client. I doubt if he's got any services that I can barter and I hate bartering cos the guy always ends up groping you when he should be filling his end of the bargain, then buggering off with the job less than satisfactorily done once he's had his kicks. I'd rather give the sex away for nothing (which anyone that knows me knows is anathema to me) than part with it for a service I could easily pay for without complications and without being groped.

But Tony, if you have a 12 inch cock, with girth to match, maybe we can make some eye-watering video footage.

xxx

Pru

I find nothing funny about this request.

The guy is willing to exchange services with escorts, nothing else.
Very few escorts would be interested in this but it’s not like he hurts someone by asking. And seeing Mistress Amina’s thread, it’s not like his request is totally hopeless.

This shouldn’t be a client request though, as a client is deemed to be paying for his services.
It’s more of a “Escort Recruitment / Other” type of thread.

It's very sad really. Just think; there are over 400,000 people out there now in the same boat. I suggest you contact the Dept of Finance or Revenue. They're really fucking me over these days - and I haven't done any chores for them!

All fair points made and I don't mean to be harsh towards the guy as I'm not exactly flush with cash myself... I barely manage to scrap funds together for one meet up in a month or longer now!!!

If I don't have the cash then I wouldn't be putting posts like this up!! Personally I find it belittling and as much as I am gagging for a good seeing to I wouldn't do this....

I find it hypocritical to support this post as an escort yet berate other guys who post things like " who will do owo for 50e in 15mins quickie"

If the Original poster had a regular girl he visited then he should have PM'd the lady in question and suggest this to her rather than posting it for all to see!!

This is just my own opinion and again I do feel sorry for anyone in financial dire straits.. not far off it myself so I do share your worries as well!!

[samlad]

I do agree it's an act of desperation. C'mon man! Let's think about this logically! Would you go to work and accept a cleaner for a day rather than a day's pay?

[kidkool]

I do agree it's an act of desperation. C'mon man! Let's think about this logically! Would you go to work and accept a cleaner for a day rather than a day's pay?

Thanks sam, it is very much an act of desperation!! I think a previous poster stated simply, If funds are an issue just pull a girl on a night out or even go online to dating site.. worked for me plenty of times

Ebony's suggestion is probably best, he could have suggested this to one of his regulars if he had one... may have some success but not likely...

[kidkool]

i think its a good idea

a lady could get a room painted, lockes changed, shelves put up, sex swing made etc etc

services in return for services

But slating a guy looking for a quickie for money isn't?

It's a business after all and money to be made...

Don't get me wrong though I wouldn't expect any lady on here to undersell themselves but it seems kinda hypocritical to slate posters who look for discounted services while this guy offers no cash yet its great??

Fair enough I am a dab hand round the house, what do I get??

Fix your locks for Sex and OWO?
Install sex swing for Sex, A, with OWO?

Be warned..if posters see one guy getting support for this post I'm sure plenty more will follow....

[shannonlover]

Ummmm my best advise. Buy a bottle if baby oil. Give a nice massage to your cock and spanking on your face while doing bh head down and legs up position. Easy enjoyment He. He. He. Ha ha ga


UOTE=Tonytank;469232]I AM ON THE DOLE FOR OVER 2 YEARS GETING E108 A WEEK HAVE TO PAY FOR RENT FUEL FOOD etc. I HAVE'NT THE MONEY TO AFFORD THE TIME WITH A ESCORT. WHEN I WAS WORKING I USED ENJOY GOING TO ESCORTS IT WAS MORE THEN THE SERVICE WE WOULD TALK, BOND A BIT I MISS THIS.IF THERE A WAY I COULD DO JOBS OR CHORES IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SERVICE PLEASE MESSAGE ME. I CAN COOK, CLEAN, DO HOUSEWORK, CONSTRUCTION WORK ETC

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY POST [/QUOTE]