I need the money...

[Sophia]

Well James,I definitely gonna see u then.What pub is it?

[Rayden]

Heterosexual?! You'll never make €€€ that way.

[ChiefHandker]

Hahaha good stuff, the dinner date seems like a bargain if the lady keeps you fed on the eurosaver menu. Lol @ No poofs. I'm looking forward to seeing your duo partner's ad too.


@Doozer is that Michael Moore dressed up as Che Guevara??

[JAMESCORK]

OMGfrom which planet is this guy?

(Holy shit... the ad is only up a few minutes and I have a potential customer already...)

Hi Sweety... Im from cork, but Im willing to travel to your planet... Muaah....

[JAMESCORK]

actually,may I be your 1st client? I'll write ya a nice review,as I am "trusted" around,only if you'll promise public that you'll make me an oral uncovered and you'll allow me to CIM!! deal??

(God 2 already... this is looking like a winner....wey hey)

Of course Shirls, all favoirites are included in the price. But in your case I may have to strip search you on entry as we dont want any little Mr. Pinkies gettin in where they are not wanted, now do we...lol

[JAMESCORK]

Well James,I definitely gonna see u then.What pub is it?

(Lucy Chambers I love you... this is working out a treat... 3 clients already.....)

Hi sophia, as per my profile i only work Mon, Tue & Wed as I am otherwise engaged on the other days. I hope this suits you. Sweet Kisses (manly)...

[10inchesandcounting]

We should recommend him to all our exes, so they can finally appreciate what they missed!!!

[dave1dave]

I always knew you would end up Pimping yerself.




( why didn't I think of this)

[Franken996]

I guess you're the male equivalent of a BBW i.e. a BBBG
( a Big Beautiful Beer Gut )

..& I see in true escorting fashion, at least one of your photos seem to be ahem..questionable?!

[aml]

OMGfrom which planet is this guy?

Its something in the water down there that makes them a bit special to the rest of us