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    Hi folks,

    Ever watched a film SO bad, it was actually good? I went to a big supermarket yesterday and picked up a few films for £3.00 each. I was pleasantly surprised by a film so crap, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm still laughing thinking about it...



    The caption on the DVD box was:

    Ein, Zwei, DIE!!!!!!!

    This is a cheesey, German version of 'Evil Dead'/'Brain Dead' and is all about Zombie Nazi soldiers rising from the dead to kill off these German tourists enjoying an Easter ski trip vacation. Hilarious!!!
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    Sam- that is one of the worst films ever made! The sheer gore levels redeemed it somewhat and the opening chase scene with In the Hall of the Mountain King as backround music is hilarious but it is still a dreadful film!

    Please note I was forced into watching it it was not by choice
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    Sam- that is one of the worst films ever made! The sheer gore levels redeemed it somewhat and the opening chase scene with In the Hall of the Mountain King as backround music is hilarious but it is still a dreadful film!

    Please note I was forced into watching it it was not by choice
    I bet you loved it secretly!!! LOL! I can't wait to lend it to my brother! He'll feckin' love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I bet you loved it secretly!!! LOL! I can't wait to lend it to my brother! He'll feckin' love it!
    I love a good zombie movie but this was pants sam! I had to find other ways to entertain myself
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    How about this one Amber?

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    I've never actually seen this one but it looks erm... promising...


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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Hi folks,

    Ever watched a film SO bad, it was actually good? I went to a big supermarket yesterday and picked up a few films for £3.00 each. I was pleasantly surprised by a film so crap, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm still laughing thinking about it...



    The caption on the DVD box was:

    Ein, Zwei, DIE!!!!!!!

    This is a cheesey, German version of 'Evil Dead'/'Brain Dead' and is all about Zombie Nazi soldiers rising from the dead to kill off these German tourists enjoying an Easter ski trip vacation. Hilarious!!!
    you have to see this the acting is so bad its brilliant every time i think about it i laugh out loud
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVf6sxBSYk
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