Lincoln (30-04-11), sperminater (30-04-11)
Man, I hear ya. Its just that I could think of a whole pile of things to talk to the ladies about, but when it comrs time to speak I more often than not turn into a stuttering clod. Any lady who has managed to drag a conversation kicking and screaming outta me is nothing short of a miracle worker imho.
Why do I visit escorts? Because it's cheaper than having them visit me.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
Why does a dog lick his own balls?
The elephant is the ONLY mammal that can't jump