Oh!... today is the saddest day of my life. I feel I have been stripped of my identity … my will to punt dwindling. Gone are the extra hours enjoyed in the boudoirs of gullible young escorts… gone are the extra services not normally offered to the peasant punter… gone are the 2 hour sessions for a half hour rate…
And don’t think I don’t know who is responsible for this… nooo not that corruptible little frog, oh no … its that cow Lucy Chambers. She, and all her cronies are behind all this. She hated having to work for money, and now she can once again enjoy the luxury of shoddy service & cut times for our hard earned sheckles…
This is a blow against mankind and a sad sad day for all….
I loved that little shiny fellar…..