How Should We Review?

[Morpheus]

I agree with everything that was said above, there is no need for graphic description and vulgarity,however, most clients visit escorts to get something special they cannot get elsewhere(home...)and it is important for them to know if advertised services and favourites are really available or not.
I have to admit that up until I see a particular favourite is received by a reviewer,I tend to ignore it in the escort favourite list, and I simply discard all reviews without specifics.

My sentiments exactly 10 inches. There are certain services that are vital for me, and I scan through a girls reviews to see if they are actually provided (as opposed to being just advertised).

And as you've said - services can be alluded to without one being vulgar.

[ksteve]

I personally hate brief reviews. I mean what is the point in saying ‘Nice girl, Will return’…. Hello… there is no information in this. I like to touch on certain factors in my reviews without describing in detail what happened. Then again I am conscious that what’s important to one man is not important to others. I am also very conscious also that just because a girl doesn’t rock my boat, to try to consider that that maybe my personal taste and try to review to the masses.

My checklist….

1. First impressions:…are vital for me. That first viewing when she appears from behind the opened door. Her first greeting/ welcoming gesture.

2. Is it the girl in the pics:… and how close are they. Because we are initially attracted to the pictures it is soo important to let the public know how close we are to the profile both in body and age.

3. Services provided: I am not possibly the best here as my requirements are basic, oral and straight sex. But I will try to convey in a manner that mirrors my experience without mentioning whether she ‘takes it up he ass’.

4. Personality: Is she sexy? Is she cold/distant? Is she a good craic. Personality can make or break a visit…

5. Conclude: Finally, how did I feel the visit went? Was I happy or disappointed?

Sometimes I get carried away and may harp on a bit, but when I read others that do this too I can sometimes find it helpful…

That’s it really…lol.

Yes I would agree with all of this but I would add 'attitude' and to me this would be the most important thing. If the attitude is bang on , everything else will fall into place. How proficient someone is at services is of secondary importance to me-- to have a nice experience with an escort isnt rocket science for me anyway but perhaps I am easily pleased. 'Effort' is also something thats important. Has the lady sought to create a nice ambience-- has some thought been put into your booking ? I also like to know a bit about the 'incall '. Is it a reasonable standard, is it discreet and easy to access and is it shared with others and likely to be busy ?

The difficulty with a review is that damage can be done by a bad review. If something happened that was a negative, maybe it was a one off, maybe there was an innocent explanation , maybe it was you --- so, to be fair to the lady, you have to be very careful when you go to say something negative about her or the booking.

If you read a particular client's reviews there will generally be little hidden markers left by him which can alert the reader. I often check the real story directly with him by pm and this can be very useful and I must say most clients here are extremely friendly and open when answering my pm queries and I am very appreciative of this.

One thing that is very interesting is that when guys have a bad experience, they mostly mark down the level of physical attractiveness of the girl in the review and vice versa, where they have had a good experience they will mark up her level.! Human nature I suppose.

[lbb2010]

What are the chances of EI implementing an optional 'multiple choice' type survey / report on an Escort. I understand that some people like and can wax lyrical about their meet up but most can't, hence the perceived low % of reviews vs. punts.

[Ebony Amber]

Yes I would agree with all of this but I would add 'attitude' and to me this would be the most important thing. If the attitude is bang on , everything else will fall into place. How proficient someone is at services is of secondary importance to me-- to have a nice experience with an escort isnt rocket science for me anyway but perhaps I am easily pleased. 'Effort' is also something thats important. Has the lady sought to create a nice ambience-- has some thought been put into your booking ? I also like to know a bit about the 'incall '. Is it a reasonable standard, is it discreet and easy to access and is it shared with others and likely to be busy ?

The difficulty with a review is that damage can be done by a bad review. If something happened that was a negative, maybe it was a one off, maybe there was an innocent explanation , maybe it was you --- so, to be fair to the lady, you have to be very careful when you go to say something negative about her or the booking.

If you read a particular client's reviews there will generally be little hidden markers left by him which can alert the reader. I often check the real story directly with him by pm and this can be very useful and I must say most clients here are extremely friendly and open when answering my pm queries and I am very appreciative of this.

One thing that is very interesting is that when guys have a bad experience, they mostly mark down the level of physical attractiveness of the girl in the review and vice versa, where they have had a good experience they will mark up her level.! Human nature I suppose.

Personally I don't think a review should mention whether a lady works alone or with a friend in her apartment.

Oobviously if there are 5 girls in one apartment it deserves a mention but generally I would prefer to see that left out. You have to remember that being a girl that works alone makes you more vunerable to a certain type of creep out there and I do believe reviews that confirm a girl is totally alone would only make that worse.

As for the sharing- different people have different opinions. I don't like to share however I do believe it can be done well and discreetly so you don't hear next doors screams. It is something that is sadly nessacery these days for safety reasons. However sharing is still technically illegal and writing in a review that a lady shares her apartment is writing that she is working illegaly. Even though in most large cities she will probably never have a problem with this it is worth a mention. If her apartment arrangements caused an issue then by all means mention it however I do think if a client is that bothered he should make the effort to ask the lady in question.

[Bodkin]

Personally I don't think a review should mention whether a lady works alone or with a friend in her apartment.

Oobviously if there are 5 girls in one apartment it deserves a mention but generally I would prefer to see that left out. You have to remember that being a girl that works alone makes you more vunerable to a certain type of creep out there and I do believe reviews that confirm a girl is totally alone would only make that worse.

As for the sharing- different people have different opinions. I don't like to share however I do believe it can be done well and discreetly so you don't hear next doors screams. It is something that is sadly nessacery these days for safety reasons. However sharing is still technically illegal and writing in a review that a lady shares her apartment is writing that she is working illegaly. Even though in most large cities she will probably never have a problem with this it is worth a mention. If her apartment arrangements caused an issue then by all means mention it however I do think if a client is that bothered he should make the effort to ask the lady in question.

All very true & that's why it is such a good idea that there be a template or a "review tips" sticky thread with input from escorts to help prevent guys from inadvertently saying things that they don't realise could cause trouble. The review submission form should at least carry a link to such a guide. This is a dangerous business and escorts are exposed to more than enough risks and harassments without well intentioned reviewers adding to their woes by saying the wrong things.

[ksteve]

Personally I don't think a review should mention whether a lady works alone or with a friend in her apartment.

Oobviously if there are 5 girls in one apartment it deserves a mention but generally I would prefer to see that left out. You have to remember that being a girl that works alone makes you more vunerable to a certain type of creep out there and I do believe reviews that confirm a girl is totally alone would only make that worse.

As for the sharing- different people have different opinions. I don't like to share however I do believe it can be done well and discreetly so you don't hear next doors screams. It is something that is sadly nessacery these days for safety reasons. However sharing is still technically illegal and writing in a review that a lady shares her apartment is writing that she is working illegaly. Even though in most large cities she will probably never have a problem with this it is worth a mention. If her apartment arrangements caused an issue then by all means mention it however I do think if a client is that bothered he should make the effort to ask the lady in question.

Yes EA, excellent post ! Nothing should be said that could compromise the recorts security, this is fully accepted. Unfortunately,asking a lady if she works alone or with others is not really a runner as it will be seen as an inappropriate question, for the reasons you outline above.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Yes EA, excellent post ! Nothing should be said that could compromise the recorts security, this is fully accepted. Unfortunately,asking a lady if she works alone or with others is not really a runner as it will be seen as an inappropriate question, for the reasons you outline above.

I don't think it is inappropriate to ask, especially if she is touring. Just say that you are not looking to book anyone else, but is there likely to be anyone else in the apartment.

When I have shared, we always look at the layout of the apartment first to see how easy it will be to be discrete. I have never met any of my friends clients, unless they have said they want to or visa versa. We only accept bookings at staggered times so they don't come up together and are mindful of noise if we are both entertaining at the same time. We have found it to work very well for us, but I also often tour on my own. I never stipulate how I am touring though, just that it will be discrete if asked.

[GriffW]

I personally hate brief reviews. I mean what is the point in saying ‘Nice girl, Will return’…. Hello… there is no information in this. I like to touch on certain factors in my reviews without describing in detail what happened. Then again I am conscious that what’s important to one man is not important to others. I am also very conscious also that just because a girl doesn’t rock my boat, to try to consider that that maybe my personal taste and try to review to the masses.

My checklist….

1. First impressions:…are vital for me. That first viewing when she appears from behind the opened door. Her first greeting/ welcoming gesture.

2. Is it the girl in the pics:… and how close are they. Because we are initially attracted to the pictures it is soo important to let the public know how close we are to the profile both in body and age.

3. Services provided: I am not possibly the best here as my requirements are basic, oral and straight sex. But I will try to convey in a manner that mirrors my experience without mentioning whether she ‘takes it up he ass’.

4. Personality: Is she sexy? Is she cold/distant? Is she a good craic. Personality can make or break a visit…

5. Conclude: Finally, how did I feel the visit went? Was I happy or disappointed?

Sometimes I get carried away and may harp on a bit, but when I read others that do this too I can sometimes find it helpful…

That’s it really…lol.

I fully agree with all 5 points, but would add a few more.

6. Discreteness Factor - Some appartment blocks are easier to gain access to without anybody paying too much attention to you. With others it can seem pathetically obvious that you are a horny punter with a cheap Nokia stuck to your ear trying to master unlock codes of uncoperative electronic gates.

7. Hygene - I like to be as clean as possible before having any fun. Many escorts have notional shower facilities that you couldn't rinse a facecloth in. Others take great pride in providing almost Hotel-like bathroom facilities. I feel more assured in the intimate company of these girls, as I believe that they in turn take greater care of themselves.

8. Language ability - As I like my encounters to last at least an hour, I usually end up having a nice chat with the girl. I genuinely enjoy the company & personality of girls on top of everything else. In my short experience at this lark, If she cannot speak English to a reasonable level, then I have overbooked as there is little else but 'wham bam thank you...................' and then I'm off.

[ksteve]

I fully agree with all 5 points, but would add a few more.

6. Discreteness Factor - Some appartment blocks are easier to gain access to without anybody paying too much attention to you. With others it can seem pathetically obvious that you are a horny punter with a cheap Nokia stuck to your ear trying to master unlock codes of uncoperative electronic gates.

7. Hygene - I like to be as clean as possible before having any fun. Many escorts have notional shower facilities that you couldn't rinse a facecloth in. Others take great pride in providing almost Hotel-like bathroom facilities. I feel more assured in the intimate company of these girls, as I believe that they in turn take greater care of themselves.

8. Language ability - As I like my encounters to last at least an hour, I usually end up having a nice chat with the girl. I genuinely enjoy the company & personality of girls on top of everything else. In my short experience at this lark, If she cannot speak English to a reasonable level, then I have overbooked as there is little else but 'wham bam thank you...................' and then I'm off.

I thought I noted more than a hint of sarcasm in your post below;

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...055#post438055

Inconsistent or am I missing something ?

[happygolucky]

I think a review should give an honest impression of the review without being too graphic.
99% of the time a bad experience can be blamed entirely on the client.
With a bit of research (ie reading previous reviews) one can nearly guarantee a good experience.
My first 2 visits were poor experiences due to me meeting a girl with no reviews and the second was just not for me.
Since then I have had only fantastic experiences due to me doing my research.
I leave long winded reviews because I like to give future clients an idea of what I experienced so they can judge for themselves if the lady will suit them.
Some escorts have pm ed me to tank me for the review.
I think if someone goes to the bother of leaving a good review which the lady reads then maybe she could take 2 mins to write a one sentence thank you.
I know I very much appreciated being thanked for leaving a positive review.
P.S I also like reading over my reviews to relive my experience.