Alec Horan Exposed

[Mousey]

Alec Horan exposed?

Not in that way, although if you've come on this thread to see a picture of Alec up to some sexual chicanery, then here's a picture of his face.





No, what I'm talking about is this.







Six grand, €6,000, on 48 hours with two escorts? Who the fuck were they, the Queen of England and the Virgin Mary? Two whole days of sexual debauchery is more than Horan can handle, the cunt. There's no way he'd get away with it in Limerick - the smell of fish would be floating up and down O' Connell Street for days. And the fucker's been on the scratch since he was eleven, so where'd he get the money?

I smell bullshit.

He might have been lying to get his name in the paper. Yeah, that'd be right. The Prince of Lies, you know. And as for his moral code when he's got a girlfriend, we all know how his last relationship turned out - "Look, Alec, it's not you, it's me. I just don't go for fuckwits."

Alec Horan, j'accuse!!!!!!!