Congrats Shirls.. you got the milenium bug...

[JAMESCORK]

(Oh gawd... I can just hear Lucy now... Nag nag nag...)

But you know its fine for the posters that have already enjoyed the back patting process before, but what of the little poster, like Shirls, watching everybody thanking everybody else and she has to sit back and gently smile as we all applaud one of her peers.

“One day”…. she thinks to herself, “I will be that person”…. “One day a thread will be started in MY honor and I will be queen for a day. One day everybody will recognize that I am not the kinda girl that sits back and let others speak for me… No I will speak out for myself and by jaysus I WILL BE HEARD”…

So the little pet lurks, scans, reads every post, all the time trying to make that poignant contribution, that witty remark that kick in the bollix comment…knowing that some day it will be her turn…

900 posts… oh… its getting close now… "there has to be a thread about Escort prices somewhere out there. I’m good at those".. 998… uuuuuuuh…

Then some dirty opinionated cow decides to go on a fcukin campaign to ban all congratulation threads…Biatch!!!

Poor little Shirls…

Congrats Shirleyy 1000 posts… woo hoo….