Oh no, I can't punt !!!!

[Irish Fiona]

Nooooo !!!! I can't punt ! Last night, while pissed, I walked into a table and now have a lovely 2 inch gash on my freshly black and blue cock !!!! Could some one tell me what in Gods good name I'm supposed to do to relieve my sexual tension ?!?!?!

Oh you poor thing n73! I once broke an x's beautiful long pendulous member and it was black and blue.....i hear you ask how the hell did you that!! Well he was quite well endowed and we were in the shower, i slipped and it bent in half :/ eeeeek!!!!! He had a wee blood clot lump on it that had to be removed..........oh what a night!!! We took pictures the next day because of all the different colour bruising their was on it!! It was a bit of a party piece for a while..... he he he he!!!!!!!

But anyway.... Arnica is good for bruising and bio oil is great for healing, a speedy recovery to your little man xxx

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