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  1. 01-04-11, 14:54 #11
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    Sorry N73. It sounds very nasty indeed.

    As we shouldn't be taking the piss.

    Speaking of which you must have to piss through a funnel!

    And as for your recent misfortunes, like an erection, I don't wish to open old wounds!!!

    I'm done now.

    Sorry:-))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    Sorry N73. It sounds very nasty indeed.

    As we shouldn't be taking the piss.
    Speaking of which you must have to piss through a funnel!
    And as for your recent misfortunes, like an erection, I don't wish to open old wounds!!!

    I'm done now.

    Sorry:-))
    Could be worse, could be like sieve.
    Mind you, could be useful when watering the garden!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    Ok, there's something not adding up here.

    I am aware you are going through a tough time, but a table causing a gash in your cock??

    I put it to you Sir, that you did wilfully attempt to force your faithful dog to give you a BJ!

    Am I wrong ?

    I'm not wrong am I?

    You durty bastard :-)
    You are wrong Bruno, but n73s misfortune does concern his pooch, but not in the sinister way you suggest. It was all an unfortunate accident and I have the CCTV to prove it...



































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    Yous are all cunts !!!!!
    Only joking, yiz have me laughing through my pain, hope I don't split my stitches !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by n73 View Post
    Yous are all cunts !!!!!
    Only joking, yiz have me laughing through my pain, hope I don't split my stitches !!!
    Stitches? Ouch. I winced then and I haven't got a penis.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Stitches? Ouch. I winced then and I haven't got a penis.
    You can have a lend of mine. It's gotten me into nothing but trouble!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    You can have a lend of mine. It's gotten me into nothing but trouble!
    Ah, you only think the problem is your penis. I think its actually your brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    You can have a lend of mine. It's gotten me into nothing but trouble!
    Lucy takes Bruno up on his offer and is noticeably pleased with the results...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, you only think the problem is your penis. I think its actually your brain
    well you cant borrow his brain...he left it at home today...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Lucy takes Bruno up on his offer and is noticeably pleased with the results...
    I think I am going to show Bruno my version of marriage counselling. Whisky to follow
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