Jeremy Kyle

[Experienced Punter esq]

I heard its renamed The Jeremy Kyle Skanger show I prefer Maury 'You aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare NOT the father...

[lovethegirls]

I think he picks some of the oddest people on the planet for his show.

[nicegirlsarenice]

After seeing this thread, I switched it on earlier to see again what a typical Jeremy Kyle Show was like and on it there was this woman who had said she was going to give her husband/boyfriend another chance but only if he passed a lie detector test about not having had sexual intercourse with another woman for so many months.

He passed the test, but she said that she still wouldn't take him back. The reason being that the test said "SEXUAL CONTACT".... not "SEXUAL INTERCOURSE".... She claims it wasn't the test she was looking for, and that is her excuse. Obviously you need sexual contact to have sexual intercourse.

I first thought it must have been that she wanted "sexual contact" but the show put the "sexual intercourse" test, but it was the other way around.

[Doozer]

Ok its car crash tv
The guy has no qualifications to deal with anything on the show
He stirs shit and tries to make poeple out to be worse than they are
You are right , its always the bottom rung of society that come on
He would never have a soliciter and a doctor who have cheated on each other or are refusing a child as their own.

Pure and simple just for ratings

I agree with EXP I have a laugh watching Maury
Same deal as JK but funnier
The guests are really thick but funny
You should here some of the shite they come out with

Black man saying he dont make dark babies
I cant be the father we only had sex twice
We will help Sue Ann find her babies daddy by intervewing the 100th guy who could be the father- No ok roll on 101

[Big-Paul]

Oh Im sure there are plenty of responsible people in the UK its just I can help thinking that there might be a breeding station somewhere ...... Cumbria maybe, where they breed these 'contributors'

if there is its probably in the Sellafield compound

[EnglishAlex]

Good old Mr Vile. If you're ever feeling slightly unstable, just watch that show. You'll feel like the most normal person in the universe by the first break I promise.

Ok its car crash tv
The guy has no qualifications to deal with anything on the show

His brother was a Gambler so that qualifies him (apparently)

I think Jezza would watch himself. He does love the sound of his own voice so why not?

[mellors]

Oh Im sure there are plenty of responsible people in the UK its just I can help thinking that there might be a breeding station somewhere ...... Cumbria maybe, where they breed these 'contributors'

What ! This is horrible if this is the new stereotypical image of us English. (It is true there are special breeding grounds in the North,sorry EA, close to were Lucy C comes from actually)

[monster_monster]

I once broke up with a girlfriend because she always watched it. She use to Sky+ it and watch in the evenings. I called round one evening and she was all engrossed in two toothless knackers fighting over who was the bigger smackhead or something else toerags argue over. That was the final straw, I just decided there and then that I didn't want to be with anybody that enjoyed Jeremy Kyle.

[Galway_Stud]

he is a knob seriously how do you find the people that he gets on serious;y has ro be scripted

[JohnRambo]

This is one of my all time favorite Jeremy Kyle shows, quality TV.

If you can watch is as its so bad scroll forward to the part where the dickhead with the face tattoo brings up about Kyle’s gambling addiction its hilarious.