Turn off Words

**TheBestPoster** · 29-03-11, 20:14

are ye gonna stick it in or what?

**kerry lad in town** · 29-03-11, 20:16

just as i am cuming she said you can put him in now (fuck i hate that)

**lonely** · 29-03-11, 20:30

has to be " i love you".def a moment killer

**anitasizzle** · 29-03-11, 20:36

For a man to say he has two or more kids

**BACMAN36** · 29-03-11, 21:37

Originally Posted by anitasizzle

For a man to say he has two or more kids

What about 2 or more wifes

**Johnson** · 29-03-11, 21:43

None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me, boss.

**Ebony Amber** · 29-03-11, 22:02

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

deedin this is an easy one to answer.. the phrase " can we take a break, im wrecked" do make me lose my massively raging semi... id say .. or alternatively, "tell me when you are about to ejaculate, as i dont want to get it in my face, mouth, hair or ears" would be another one that would make my enormously massive penis go flacid.............deedin

Not gunna lie- I have said that once! It came the day after a lovely gentleman came staight in my eye. I felt like someone had attacked me with battery acid. The next day when with another client the dreaded "let me know when your gunna cum so it doesn't get in my eye/face/hair" was said. I mean- he looked like he had bad aim. It took him about 20 mins to even locate my cha cha AND He got lost on the way to my apartment. What can I say!? Guilty as charged lol.

Personally the worst thing is when I get the "ohh yeah im fucking a black girl" "i've neveer been with a black girl before" lines. I mean bloody hell yes I am black! I get it. Turn off!!

**medicine man** · 29-03-11, 22:04

"You're not...:

- playing golf tomorrow
- going to go and make a Martini afterwards
- to fuck me too deeply
- putting John Coltrane on again
- going to go read on the sofa if you can't sleep later
- to rip my underwear again
- going to have sex with me in front of the bedroom mirror
- to kiss my ear lobes as I am about to cum
- to mess up my hair....."

**kelso** · 29-03-11, 22:09

its funny how quickly the married guys remember the turn offs from the missus, hmmmm scary !!!!!

**medicine man** · 29-03-11, 22:30

Originally Posted by kelso

its funny how quickly the married guys remember the turn offs from the missus, hmmmm scary !!!!!

Me? Ha ha

Never been married. Single almost 5 years

Its the "You're not ...." before anything has even started that turns me right off, well used to anyway.

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