Turn off Words

[Galway_Stud]

Me: "I see on your favourites you do A, any chance I can have a go at that?"
Her: "Your a pretty big lad so I think it might be too sore, sorry"
Me: "Ah well, better get undressed and have a shower anyway"

Come out of shower naked and get looked up and down

Her: "I don't think there will be a problem with anal"
Me: " "

Savage one hope it doesn't happen to much that would kill the moment for sure best one so far

[Bruno69]

Me? Ha ha Never been married. Single almost 5 years

Its the "You're not ...." before anything has even started that turns me right off, well used to anyway.

Does that mean you're only 4 years old?

[benin]

Personally the worst thing is when I get the "ohh yeah im fucking a black girl" "i've neveer been with a black girl before" lines. I mean bloody hell yes I am black! I get it. Turn off!!

reply with the classic ..is it cause i is black?

[benin]

Does that mean you're only 4 years old?

id say it means he is not in a relationship for almost 5 years.

[medicine man]

Does that mean you're only 4 years old?

Yes yes yes, but I'm NEARLY 5!!!

[Bruno69]

Yes yes yes, but I'm NEARLY 5!!!

You see this Benin?

You're not so clever after all !!

[anitasizzle]

What about 2 or more wifes

Can I watch?

[prettywoman]

Mine is.... "do you even talk, when you are having sex?"

[benin]

You see this Benin?

You're not so clever after all !!

and your the last poster to figure that out bud.

[Banjo]

Over the top fake moaning is a no no

Bingo ...... there's the biggie. Some girls are dreadful for that with all the repeated "oh yeah baby, oh yeah yeah baby" and the "oh come on baby, let me see you baby" and the "ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah baby, come on baby", this last one having cranked up an octave.

God almighty ...... that shite is so dreadfully offputting !!